eric douche

a russian who is a complete asshole. see also douche.

"hey you wanna go out tonight?"
"no thank you i rather be eric douche and hit on internet girls."

by keven r October 19, 2008

eric's dick

1. The smoothest cock in the world. The highest hyperbole one can give something is to say that it is as _____as Eric's dick.

Jack: How about that sun, huh?

Kevin: Yeah! It's as bright as Eric's dick is smooth.

Jack: You can say that again! Eric's dick is SO smooth!

by boshlover69 July 4, 2016

Eric

The name for weird guys who are always drawn to blondes. Eric's love women more then themselves. They get good grades and are cute. Eric's are known for their massive boners but little penis size.

Emily: Dude, there's Eric!

Sarah: Behind that massive bulge?

by rubyredrose.3490 March 5, 2017

Eric

A young man of above average intelligence, above average looks, and a large penis that he knows how to use to the fullest of its extent. Eric typically has a following (both secret and overt) of young woman that fall in love with him easily. Eric is the ideal romantic partner, and friend. Typically Eric's are very individualistic and creative and tend to be highly successful (due to the fact they never give up). Eric is the nicest person one could know, but one would never want to cross his bad side.

That guy we went to school with made millions doing something unconventional, what an Eric

by Jenniferita July 8, 2011

eric lee

the baddest ass mother fucker alive

aka: brocuz!!!

Guy: Dude! is eric lee yo brocuz!

WHK: hell yeah!

Guy: DAmn! that nigga is beastin!

by weston king October 16, 2008

Erica

A fucking gorgeous, bad ass bitch who sure as hell aint gonna take shit from no one. this bitch is all up in yo business but not in a bad way ;)

hot guy:
holy shit whos that whore.. what a bilf (bitch i'd like to fuck)

Other guy:
Dude thats gotta be an Erica

by bubble-shit March 7, 2013

Erica

The most amazing nice kind hearted girl one could ever meet she's so beautiful one could mistake her for a godess Ericas are also natural born cooks and loved by many but no more than there head over heels boyfriend jared 💖😍

Oh look at that girl across the street she's so beautiful must be an Erica

by Skudmissle92 April 8, 2016