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English Defence League

Loose association of football thugs, British nationalists, petty criminals and out-and-out-racists who claim they're defending the UK from Islamic extremism by going on Stella and Cocaine fuelled rampages through towns and cities with high muslim populations.

Popular songs on English Defence League demonstrations include "Allah is a Paedo", "Allah, Allah, Who the fuck is Allah?" "Burn A Mosque"and "We Want Our Country Back".

The English Defence League claims to be educating the population at large about the threat muslims, sorry, "islamic extremism" poses to "our way of life". They also think that pork products have the same effect on muslims that garlic has on vampires. Unsurprisingly, the population at large finds them to be varyingly rabid, pig ignorant, stultifyingly ill-informed or a combination of all three. Or doesn't even know who they are.
"Who are that bunch of sorry clowns that closed our town centre down last weekend?"
"What, the ones that look and sound like the National Front?"
"Yeah, that lot".
"Oh, that's the English Defence League".
by EDLULZ March 20, 2011
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english people

Members of the southern part of the United Kingdom that does not come from any form of Celtic background or origin (i.e. Scotland, Ireland or Wales).

These people have a tendancy to be smug and arrogant, as their parliament dictates over the other parts of the UK, and imposes taxation on resources native to Scotland like their oil found off the coast of Shetland...
Chancellor "...and here we have in this years budget of a further 2 pence per gallon of petrol, in order to screw the scottish people out of the last industry that the Tory government in the 80's has not killed off...This will benefit all English People as we have no resources left of our own"
by JJ Cooper October 20, 2007
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English grammar

an arbitrary system of rules used by one group to dominate another. used ironically.
Bro, I'ma wup some English grammar on yo ass.
by Grammatrarian May 24, 2003
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english hat

a french definition for a condom as told to me by my german french teacher

so i must believe him
damn id like to have sex with you pretty lady, but first we need an english hat as to not bring an unwanted baby into this world.
by J-fri April 18, 2005
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English Muffin

1. A term for someone from England, taken from the breakfast food that is The English Muffin;

2. Can sometimes be used in a negative way, as in saying a person is soft.
"Are you an English Muffin?"

"Bloody twat's a Muffin."
by Kitty KT February 13, 2006
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English Breakfast

When a man defecates on his testicles and then completes a routine teabag. While the teabag reference is prevalent it also lends to the myth of why the English have such crappy teeth.
i think im going to wake up my loved one with a nice English breakfast
by Kaiser2000 May 23, 2008
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english country garden

a place where you can do a poo.
even a kingham can :) ooh and a gordon :P
oh, im in a english country garden, let me just pull down my pants....
by gordon_dude July 16, 2010
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