Meaning 1: you recently had a girlfriend over to watch "Fault in Our Stars".
Meaning 2: you haven't jacked off in over two weeks and finally did.
1) I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
2)I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
by The Maniacal Sponge May 5, 2016
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EMPTY as in FALSE, DOORS as in OPPORTUNITIES
- Bro, She told me she liked my music...Said we could do things together...
- Erik, there you go once again knocking on Empty Doors.....
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When you haven't updated your social media pages in days, weeks or longer.
The bar under my apartment is awesome but they've got empty page syndrome, you never know if there's events or happy hour looking at their Twitter.
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Refers to a group of jobless idiots trying to find any work they can. Usually members include, a clumsy idiot, 2 drunks, someone who is always looking for a fight, a silent giant and finally one sane, perverted member. This can be referred to any group of friends or peers looking for a job or quest to do
"Look at that group if idiots, I hear they call themselves The empty coinsack, they'll never get a job"
by Mufasamarini2 February 6, 2019
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The Empty Child Is A Child With A Gas Mask Fused To His Face, Who Constantly Asks For His Mummy, The Origin Of The Gas Mask Plague Of WW2 And The Main Antagonist Of The Doctor Who Series 1 Two Parter, The Empty Child And The Doctor Dances.
Empty Child: Are You My Mummy?

Random Man: No, What Are You On About?
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A quarterback who puts up a lot of seemingly impressive stats, but rarely wins games, rendering his stats useless in the grand scheme of things.

Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Jay: I am so pumped for my team's new QB, we are going to air it out all season long.

Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.

Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
by Mike109999 March 21, 2022
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Someone who speaks lies or says something irrational
Dracula: "Perhaps the same could be said of all religions"
Richter Belmont: "Your words are as empty as your soul, mankind Ill needs a savior such as you"
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