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Paint your ears

When you say something that you know the other person just wants to hear. It may not be the truth but it makes them feel better. It's kind of sugar-coating your response to the other person or subject.
If you don't want me to tell you the truth, then I'll just paint your ears. Or, I don’t care what you say, I think you did a great job.
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by GMoneyGrill June 3, 2016
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the best place on earth

Typically what people say when they refer to their hometown, when in all reality, every place in the world is nowhere near the best.
Person: Man, I love living in Baltimore! This is the best place on earth
Me: Now we know you are lying.
by EpicCollision June 23, 2017
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last day on earth

Me:hey jim its the last day on earth!
Jim:OMG WHAT DO WE DO
Me:dude relax it will all be over soon
Jim:NO IM OUTAA HERE
(jim leaves)
Me:hes gone i can f**k his wife
by Lord of cats June 2, 2018
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your face hurts my ears

Jim: ur mom gay
Bob: no u
Jim: your face hurts my ears
Bob: literally fucking dies
by hillo ren2 February 10, 2019
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Dust Behind The Ears

Noun

The act of performing cunnilingus on an older woman.

Examples: "I heard Nick got dust behind his ears with Miss Ellen"
Examples: "I heard Nick got Dust Behind The Ears with Miss Ellen after work"
by Sandy Snatchflap May 12, 2019
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Slazo's Earth Sandwich

A historical landmark, constructed by the renowned architect, traveler and sandwich-maker Michael Kucharski that spans across the entire globe.

One axis is located on Bermuda while the other is in Perth, Australia.
It even has a rating of 4.9 on Google Maps.
"
Me: Man, I hope Slazo's doing ok

Slazo: makes Earth Sandwich

glad you're back mf
"
^ Excerpt from the top comment, not made by me

"I have to write this pointless sentence containing the exact words of 'Slazo's Earth Sandwich' because ud won't let me post this otherwise!"
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Dropped off the Facebook of the Earth

When somebody tries to look up a friend on Facebook, only to find that they deleted their account without telling you, thus losing contact with them forever.
Mr. X: "Hey, I tried looking up John's profile but couldn't find it. Do you know what happened?"

Mrs. Y: "Yeah, he Dropped off the Facebook of the Earth."
by Dradisaulo August 1, 2012
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