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Erik

Erik, aka the smart hot boy in the back of the class that smiles at you every time you lock eyes on his hairy neck.

He is honestly a heart-throb that every girl desires. Smart, fit and independent.

His favourite subject is maths and he would always be willing to tutor you whenever he had the chance. He probably eats Microsoft for dinner with his dad every single night whilst looking for kayaks on ebay.

In conclusion, date erik.
Oh shit Erik you have an erikshun
by psychoo September 13, 2020
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Erik

narcissist, worst person alive, gets turned on little girls
Erik is a person who gets turned on by little girls.
by Smedix December 4, 2023
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Erik

Erik is the most annoying guy in the world. Mostly because his name isnt Eric. He also gives of short guy energi in multiple ways. He is stupid but not like school stupid more low EQ. He is emo. He just is emo. He always talks about himself and nothing else. He is the problem. The longer you are frends with him the more you become like him so if you are friends with an Erik... remember you must escape... you will become like him and you dont want that..
OMG my bestie lucy is friends with an Erik and she is becoming just like him i must run before i catch the desease as well.
by OfficialJulianHater October 15, 2022
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The Eager Erik

One consumes an unhealthy amount of Michalob Ultra and after finishing inside your partner (male or female) he performs cuntalingus and consuming his own ejaculate. Also known as the Manahawkin Munch.
Dude, I got waisted on Ultra last night and gave myself "The Eager Erik", I found out I need to drink more pineapple juice and that he needs to Wipe a little better.
by Jersey Jester March 20, 2024
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Erik

A Guy with a 26 inch penis and a very big load.
Did you see Erik's big shotgun yesterday?
by Erkanboii December 11, 2016
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erik wright

A large stocky , yet strangely attractive man, charming yetequal parts an asshole and outspoken, first noted in the late 16th century, there seems to be acounts of one man fitting this description about every 75 years since, although mostly considered irrisistable and having a calm and joking demeanor, are known to be unpredictable and can be a little mentally unstable, when one has had enough of one of these odd creatures one will not typically return ; Niether for friendship or for sexual encounters . Typically when described by authors in six of the 8 literary entries they always described as tall, broad shouldered, husky, and tattooed, typically found in northeastern north America,
"Jane asked what like ryan gosling attractive ?"Kandace replied to her friend " not that kind of appealing, hes like a Benedict Cumberbatch or an Erik Wright ".
by Merriamsonlinethesoris May 7, 2018
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Erik

Wow, Erik is a huge piece of shit!
by Monster Mash 69 November 23, 2021
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