Christopher Columbus Disorder (CCD) is a mental disorder in which the afflicted believe they have discovered something new, when in fact, indigenous peoples have known about the "discovery" (i.e., object, phenomenon, area, species, etc.) for time immemorial.
Speaker 1: Hey, did you hear Dr. Pumpkinstein discovered a new mammal species in Central America?
Speaker 2: Central America, you say? Haven't there been indigenous people living there for thousands of years with traditional stories about that same mammal passed down for generations?
Speaker 1: Well ya, but if they knew about it, they never published a paper on it.
Speaker 2: Sounds like Dr. Pumpkinstein has a case of CCD.
Speaker 1: CCD?
Speaker 2: Ya, CCD... Christopher Columbus Disorder. Because Columbus didn't discover sh*t!
Speaker 2: Central America, you say? Haven't there been indigenous people living there for thousands of years with traditional stories about that same mammal passed down for generations?
Speaker 1: Well ya, but if they knew about it, they never published a paper on it.
Speaker 2: Sounds like Dr. Pumpkinstein has a case of CCD.
Speaker 1: CCD?
Speaker 2: Ya, CCD... Christopher Columbus Disorder. Because Columbus didn't discover sh*t!
by heartofeverything February 13, 2020
A disorder that degenerates the nervous system and is spread by people who believe in trump conspiracies, buy or wear his merchandise, go to his rallies, or are his fans. Trump specifically suffers most.
Symptoms include: Rejection of Criticism, narcissism, Downplay, stupidity, incorrect grammar, insane thoughts, racism, pedophilia, and constant hand gestures while talking.
Symptoms include: Rejection of Criticism, narcissism, Downplay, stupidity, incorrect grammar, insane thoughts, racism, pedophilia, and constant hand gestures while talking.
Trump Degenerative Disorder prevention is the worst mental disorder we have ever faced, with millions of people suffer from each day. It is preventable my disregarding Qanon and extremist group and conspiracies of trump.
by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 20, 2021
New World Disorder is the name given to a series of popular freeride mountain-biking movies produced by Freeride Entertainment. The series has filmed several movies; the first of which, New World Disorder I was released in late 2000 and was a great success. It has proved itself to be one of the most progressive and popular productions in Mountain bike filmmaking. Each year a new movie is released that attempts to top the previous effort and push the boundaries of what was previously thought possible and this is what has contributed to its popularity. It relies heavily on music as well as jaw dropping stunts and tricks. It is also known for humorous introductions featuring the riders and humorous clips when introducing individual riders.
It has gone to locations as diverse as Canada, Australia, New Zealand, USA, Europe, South America, China and Africa.
It has starred mountain bike legends such as Steve Peat, John Cowan, Paul Basagoitia, Darren Barrecloth, Cedric Gracia, Nathan Rennie, Wade Simmons, Cameron McCaul, Andre Lacondeguy, Sam Hill and Bender.
It has gone to locations as diverse as Canada, Australia, New Zealand, USA, Europe, South America, China and Africa.
It has starred mountain bike legends such as Steve Peat, John Cowan, Paul Basagoitia, Darren Barrecloth, Cedric Gracia, Nathan Rennie, Wade Simmons, Cameron McCaul, Andre Lacondeguy, Sam Hill and Bender.
Darren Barrecloth: Screw You Coppers! You'll Never Stop The Disorder!
If you ever need to pump yourself up before you try something gnarly, watch New World Disorder.
If you ever need to pump yourself up before you try something gnarly, watch New World Disorder.
by Hamburger Phone July 19, 2009
A writer's inability to properly break large blocks of text into paragraphs, thus causing readers intensely painful eye strain. It's a true disorder.
When Richard started his rant about social anxiety, he wanted to include as many details, knowledgeable ramblings, amusing anecdotes, and examples of his brilliance as possible. To stop this flow of thoughts with punctuation would seem like a stifling act of cruelty, so his indention deficit disorder made him keep the the words flowing, in an endless stream. It was neverending, verbose, random, and yet full of ego and intellect at the same time. It was very hard to follow, and heads exploded as lesser brains try to stay on task and follow the stream of words as they trickled across the page like a black and white pattern of useless letters with no sight of white space anywhere on the page. No breaks, no breathing room...
by TX Starfish March 03, 2009
when you wll accept dating a person even though you know they arent very attractive and you only take that person because you know thats the best you can get and if one of those people have the disorder its most likley they both have it.
by loserman707 September 17, 2009
people who sit and watch or listen to bullshit uncritically not realising that it's complete bullshit.
Opposite of Attention Deficit Disorder
Opposite of Attention Deficit Disorder
ie. people who watch:
big brother
soaps
tele evangelists
daytime TV
people who listen to
most sermons
Andrew Bolt
get rich quick seminars
Nigerian email hoaxes
email chain letters
and many more...
big brother
soaps
tele evangelists
daytime TV
people who listen to
most sermons
Andrew Bolt
get rich quick seminars
Nigerian email hoaxes
email chain letters
and many more...
by Pugsworth June 25, 2004
"Alright, so he was like so cute! I was like so happy that like I met him. He's like so kind and he like always like cheering me up when I was like down and stuff. So I was like asking him if he like wanted to like go out and he was like..."
"OMG, shut up! You got a serious case of repetitive 'like' disorder!"
"OMG, shut up! You got a serious case of repetitive 'like' disorder!"
by the_weirdo June 01, 2014