obsessive trump disorder

Urban Dictionary's obsession with Trump oriented words of the day.

Hey Joe have you been getting spammed with all those anti-Trump email definitions?
Ya they have Obsessive Trump Disorder, pretty damn funny how butthurt the snowflakes are.
Do you think they will publish mine?
No they don't have the balls and will censor the other POV!

by theway146 February 7, 2017

Christopher Columbus Disorder

Christopher Columbus Disorder (CCD) is a mental disorder in which the afflicted believe they have discovered something new, when in fact, indigenous peoples have known about the "discovery" (i.e., object, phenomenon, area, species, etc.) for time immemorial.

Speaker 1: Hey, did you hear Dr. Pumpkinstein discovered a new mammal species in Central America?
Speaker 2: Central America, you say? Haven't there been indigenous people living there for thousands of years with traditional stories about that same mammal passed down for generations?
Speaker 1: Well ya, but if they knew about it, they never published a paper on it.

Speaker 2: Sounds like Dr. Pumpkinstein has a case of CCD.
Speaker 1: CCD?
Speaker 2: Ya, CCD... Christopher Columbus Disorder. Because Columbus didn't discover sh*t!

by heartofeverything February 12, 2020

Trump Degenerative Disorder

A disorder that degenerates the nervous system and is spread by people who believe in trump conspiracies, buy or wear his merchandise, go to his rallies, or are his fans. Trump specifically suffers most.
Symptoms include: Rejection of Criticism, narcissism, Downplay, stupidity, incorrect grammar, insane thoughts, racism, pedophilia, and constant hand gestures while talking.

Trump Degenerative Disorder prevention is the worst mental disorder we have ever faced, with millions of people suffer from each day. It is preventable my disregarding Qanon and extremist group and conspiracies of trump.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 20, 2021

low standards disorder

when you wll accept dating a person even though you know they arent very attractive and you only take that person because you know thats the best you can get and if one of those people have the disorder its most likley they both have it.

jeff:why is steve dating her she so ugly

carl: he has low standards disorder

by loserman707 September 17, 2009

Attention Surplus Disorder

people who sit and watch or listen to bullshit uncritically not realising that it's complete bullshit.

Opposite of Attention Deficit Disorder

ie. people who watch:
big brother
soaps
tele evangelists
daytime TV

people who listen to
most sermons
Andrew Bolt
get rich quick seminars
Nigerian email hoaxes
email chain letters

and many more...

by Pugsworth June 24, 2004

Multiple Curiosity Disorder

Being too curious for one's own good. One who is easily distracted. One who has lots of ideas and unfinished projects. Never bored.

They thought she had A.D.H.D. but found out it was just 'multiple curiosity disorder'. There isn't medication for that.

by Daily Poetics January 22, 2011

hobby fascination disorder

n. condition that consumes one's character to the point of analyzing the substance, validity and quantity of their hobbies and moreover the hobbies of others. Extreme cases include "I've got more hobbies than you and they are better than yours" tantrums and reaching hobby goals of several new hobbies a week to secure the "I've got more hobbies than you and they are better than yours" quarrel. No cure exists for these hobbyist due to the developmental issues that plague the brain in a constant, old hobby, present hobby and future hobby beat that never finds closure.

Don't pet him, he's got hfd(hobby fascination disorder.

by alpha nfi December 27, 2008