DiGiacomosis

noun. An extremely volatile and epidemical virus that is rapidly spreading throughout high school football teams on the Eastern Seaboard. This is usually sexually transmitted, although it has been heard to spread from excessive friendlessness. Some symptoms include: a fiendish addiction to ravoli and spaghetti, dressing like a guido, lowering of the IQ by 15% or more, decrease in the amount of friends by tenfold, shirts that are 2-3 times too tight, a strong desire to lift heavy objects, the urge to teabag friends in their sleep, and a vampire like thirst for grabbing nutsacks. If you, or anyone you know is experienceing these symptoms, call your local DA (DiGiacolics Anonymous). Also, talking to a plate of raviolis is a sign that the disease is in its final phase.

Infected people can be heard saying the following:
"why are you grabbing my balls"
-"i think I have DiGiacomosis"
"I just got a body wax"
"I need more sauce on these ravilois"
"I dont understand why I bought this peacoat"
"ey ohh the dog wants some spaghetti"
"want to come over to my house and wear ballbags while we do plumbing work"
"ill show u mine if you show me urs"
"im not gay if I just did it once"
"stop squirming itll only take a second"
"is it warm enuf in hear for you or should i take off my thong and start the revolution"

by molested kid December 21, 2003

Digitaldualitize

to make something gay by dressing it in womens clothes and painting its nails

"have you seen that eddie izzard guy?"
"yeah someone totally digitaldualitized him"

by bluelight August 24, 2006

Digital Transexual

A person who attempts to convince others that he or she is a member of the opposite sex while online. Common usages are 55 year old men who create fictional female personas on MySpace in attempt to lure underage boys into sexually explicit conversations. Synonyms include Digi Tranny, Digi Trani, DigiTrani.

In chat room, "OMG. I'd love to meet you. I'm a 17 year old cheerleader at Taft High :)" "No you're not, I go to Taft. You're a digital transexual."

by SubletHeart September 17, 2006

digital diarrhea

The social networking equivilant of verbal diarhhe. Usually involves an excessive amount of pointless quips on ones blog page, facebook wall, twitter etc.

Man, did you see Ivans facebook page? It's nothing but digital diarrhea!

by Jimmy Haunted October 31, 2009

digital native

digitalnative is a person who was born just before during or after the general introduction of digital technologies and through interacting with digital technology from an early age, has a greater understanding of its concepts. Not all agree with the language and underlying connotations of the digital native. The term suggests a familiarity with technology that not all children and young adults who would be considered digital natives have, though some instead have an awkwardness with technology that not all digital immigrants have. This is depending on the location of the school and whether or not the students have access to these endless technologies. In its application, the concept of the digital native preferences those who grow up with technology as having a special status, ignoring the significant difference between familiarity and creative application. Like animals to their natural habitat, those who were raised in a digital world naturally develop a keen perception and understanding of their surroundings. Many children in this generation are empowered through technology because of this.Thus we should be able to use and teach using these technologies or examples of these technologies that the students have grown up with. “Digital natives or the net generation, these young people are said to have been immersed in technology all their lives, imbuing them with sophisticated technical skills.”

e.g. Jarith Rosazza a british italian scientist born in 1984(the beginning of the 8-bit video game era) who by 1994 was building sound and computer information systems from parts.
Alternatively, this term can describe people born before during or after the 2000s, as the Digital Age began at that time; but in most cases, the term focuses on people who grew up with the technology that became prevalent in the latter part of the 20th century and continues to evolve today. Other discourse identifies a digital native as a person who understands the value of digital technology and uses this to seek out opportunities for implementing it with a view to make an impact

by 80110 January 3, 2014

digital copy

A recent addition that comes with Blu-Ray movies. Extremely useful and innovative because it's not like you just can't download the movie off the internet or even better rent the movie and rip an exact "digital copy" for free.

Basically complete bullshit fed to inexperienced prudes that want to do everything the "right" way and only watch movies crapped out by Hollywood.

Complete n00b: "Hey guys, my new Blu-Ray of Clash of the Titans the original from 2010 comes with this digital copy where I can save it to my computer!"

Pro: "Uh... you do realize that you can just use ripping soft-"

Complete n00b: "NOEZ YOU CANTZ!!!! *SOBS* DIS THE LEGAL WAY AND THE ONLY WAY LOLOLOLOL!!! I'M GOING TO BUY MORE AND GET MASTERPIECES LIKE "NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET" FROM 2010, EVERY ADAM SANDLER AND WILL FERREL MOVIE SINCE DHEY ARE THE FUNNIEST LOLOLOL, AND MEET THE SPARTANS AND DISASTER MOVIE!!!" *leaves and goes off to see the next horror remake thinking its the original*

Pro: "...What a n00b"

by HaterofRemakes September 11, 2010

Digital Jesus

A nickname for the artist "Jon Bellion" given to him by himself.

Did you listen to "Conversations with my Wife"? He just dropped it like that. Jon is such a digital jesus.

by andieestreet October 20, 2018