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Dicked

The act of a female performing fellatio to a male on one knee until ejaculation occurs, this happens when the male present his penis when the female is totally unsuspecting.
Adam asked Sally to pick up a card off the floor when she stood up Adam had his penis in his hand and had "dicked" her.
by Jizzoligist October 5, 2010
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Dicked

Means something is COMPLETELY screwed up
"man this road is full of potholes, its just dicked!"

"oh buddy, they burned my food, its dicked"
by Silverbullitt September 4, 2015
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de-dicked

(1) the classification of a woman on a man's mobile phone.
(2) If she was not up to sexual par, she has now been de-dicked and will never receive the pleasure of the dick from him or any of his friends again.
(1)"Annie is a dumb whore.... her new name on the cell is: de-dicked Annie."

(2)"She was the worst fuck ever!..She is now, de-dicked."
by Ryan January 20, 2004
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bum dicked

being taken advantage of or tricked by a drunken Bum.
A bum sits outside a conveniance store. hes asks an unsuspecting person (Melvin) to by him some beer. (Melvin) says OK, gimme the money. Bum says "Im to drunk to take it out of my pocket can you grab it for me?"...........and you can guess who gets bum dicked from here.
by Peter Frampton May 13, 2006
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Adolf dickler

by Datswagpimp April 14, 2016
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dickless

Slang used in san jose ca for a loser, a chump, having no balls.
Eric is dickless for not wanting to come.
Oh there dickless dorin again for chicken-ing out.
by renan July 29, 2008
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dicked in the ear

to consume large amounts of alcohol and lose control of all bodily functions especially the bladder. This usually results in wild urination. another side effect is also uncontrolable vomiting from the mouth along with verbal diarrhoea and the vision that you can dance like john travolta.
Jeff: i got completely dicked in the ear last night, i woke up swimming in urine and vomit. I think i did a routine from grease.
Bill: thats the way! fancy a pint?
by joosen April 22, 2007
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