Hot Desking

Hot desking is an sexual organization system which involves multiple workers using a single physical worker as station or surface during different time periods. Can be Houdini, Slime Share time share, Wife Swap, Train, Gang Bang, or Bukake. We dont kink shame.

Oh Damn Bobs Wife is slidin in your dm's too!!!. That ho be hot desking all around.

by Moxification June 17, 2021

Discord desktop user

Someone who always has their discord opened in the background on their computer, so their status is always green. Despite their always online status, they are often the type of user who rarely checks their DMs, or just outright ignores your messages.

Trying to talk to a discord desktop user is as hard as getting a cat to take a bath.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 13, 2022

deskicle

n. A half-desk, half cubicle workspace designed to foster a collaborative environment and remove privacy via atypically lower walls. Commonly appear in groups.

He was walking by my deskicle and totally caught me slacking.

by Slough April 10, 2008

Deskie

Someone who works at a desk of any sort. The more informative the desk, the more likely the person is a deskie. Deskies are known to be able to endure long periods of time doing nothing, and to know where Pizza to Go is located.

I can't talk to her, she's too cool. She's a deskie.

by twbtg2 March 3, 2008

desktop graffiti

The annoying tendency of Windows applications to clutter up your desktop, quicklaunch bar, and start menu with multiple shortcuts to their software without bothering to ask permission first, as if you're only too happy to be burdened the convenience of having to click on your mouse one or two fewer times to run the software. Also applies to shortcuts to third-party programs bundled with the installed software, usually unasked-for and often unwanted.

Adobe just auto-updated itself the other day, and boom! more desktop graffiti to delete.

by MatthiasFW February 11, 2008

Deskin

Evil in its purest form. One who travels the land in search of little girls and/or candy. They must drive a saab and be fluent in Swedish, and in the art of mung. Arch nemesis of Trailer Zac. Also known simply as "El Chupacabra" in many Latin American countries.

"Dude, Deskin ate 14 packets of sugar and he looked like straight mung!"

by "The Dude" December 15, 2006

Upper Desker

The act of pooping on an upper tier of a multi-tiered desk.

Sheila was being a huge bitch today so I waited until everyone left the office and gave her an upper desker

by Shitstorm15 October 21, 2010