I'm dead

1. To describe something as funny
2. To describe a feeling of extreme exhaustion

1. I'm dead that joke was hilarious!
2. Leg day was brutal, I'm dead.

by LynxWarlord65 September 7, 2022

shaun of the dead

A kick-ass movie!! A romantic comedy...with zombies!!

Shaun: "Ed doesn't have too many friends..."
Ed: "Can I buy any of you cunts of drink?"

by emily laura May 7, 2005

deadass 🅱️

Being in all seriousness whilst giving a name for someone.

deadass 🅱️ she stepped on my timbs

by Xesros December 4, 2016

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A reference in the TV Show Lost. Also a reference usually made to 'Funniest Google autocorrect fails.'

Google: Why is there a...
Google Suggestions: Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

by TeenRAGER July 26, 2016

dead space 2

A survival horror video game. The game features an extremely easy starting area that only one person has failed to complete. See zotted

We all laughed when zot failed to get out of the starting area of Dead Space 2.

by Hurr_Walnuts June 30, 2011

two dead hookers

If you see this you know the joke.

Two dead hookers wash up on the shore and the cops find out the hookers have more crabs than the shore.

by Big Daddy Akram January 9, 2018

dead end evolution

homosexuality

Those who choose Homosexuality for themselves cannot procreate: two men cannot create a child, two women cannot create a child. Sexually abusing others into homosexuality is not sexual reproduction. As dead end evolution queers' poor moral choices are on the rise. Protect your children!

by Nature Abhors Homosexuality June 11, 2013