Dave Creighton

Following little kiddies with a giant smirk on your face, once you are close to your prey, put glasses on your nose.

Oi that guy is definitely pulling a Dave Creighton, he is a weird one!

by dasdasdasd July 14, 2016

Dave bender

A raving slave who keeps a spare spermex bottle to contain his sperm. Dave Bender is the kind of guy to take his boat out and relax with his cup of Gatorade. Also known as a Slender, he enjoys promptnous in all forms such as doorstops, germex, prostitution, and bald spots.

Wow stop sperming in your Gatorade bottle... you're such a Dave bender

by Slenderbender69 May 16, 2017

Dave MK

Can't shoot a three but brags he can shoot a half court shot. Loves buying shoes from Mike R.

Should Dave MK make varsity? "Cant shoot normally, always looks like he is never trying"-Anthony G

by Asianboy6988 November 20, 2019

Dumbass Dave

A wild Jew roaming the hood of hewlett and u here him say when I grow up I want to be a cheez it and what’s doggin dog dog, and then he starts fucking pennies with his tounge

Don’t be like dumbass Dave

by Nog on da bitch March 23, 2019

uber dave

At first Uber Dave seems like he would occupy a notch on the weirdo scale, To quiet, To bald and has a black fellers name but as you get to know Uber Dave he becomes more as home boi that you can count on! He's honest, sweeter than cherry pie he's often moody but chill will feed u and help u out any way he can he goes to extremes to do all he can for the ppl he considers his friends if u meet him or lucky enough to know a Uber Dave consider yourself extremely fortunate cause if u stand to long and turn around he's gone!

-the jessie & jessy show

Uber Dave is on his way to pick us up fool!
Uber Dave is not weird y'all!
Uber Dave is my home boi, ya better pay up yo!!

by Sara Davis Johnson November 16, 2018

Saucy dave

When ian is holding dem sauses like a true menace to society

Oooooo look its saucy dave better go get your chicken nuggies, so he can sauce all over them.

by Cummy calvin July 10, 2021

Dave Grohl

The drummer dude from Nirvarna that also made a killing in his own band Foo Fighters when he created it in 1995, the year after Kurt took on his own life. Dave has also performed with the bands Queens of the Stone Age and Them Crooked Vultures and he has appeared in numerous famous TV shows like Beavis and Butthead, Drunk History, The Muppets, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, SNL and Late Night with David Letterman. He was also Bezelboss from the Tenacious D movie.

Man, that Dave Grohl is something! His voice is just....WOW! And that one time when he broke his leg but kept performing seconds after he broke it made me wonder why Justin Bieber couldn't do something like if he injured himself but then I remembered that Justin's a pussy and couldn't hold a candle to an amazing talent like Dave.

by Suckin' on the Dictionary August 19, 2017