Sticky Drifter

When a homeless person asks for change, instead you proceed to furiously masterbate until climax which one aims into the homeless persons change cup

that homeless guy had that sticky drifter cumming to him. wont be asking me for change again

by the_king_of_the_penguins July 8, 2011

Channel Drifting

When a TV channel starts airing programs that are different from what the name of the channel suggests or programming the channel has shown in the past. Channels that exhibit channel drifting tend to shift away from past programming, often acting like it never even existed.

Examples include MTV, Cartoon Network, and TLC.

Channel drifting is often very unpopular with a network's longtime viewers. Of all the people who watched Cartoon Network 10-15 years ago, how many of those people do you think still watch it?

by GaaraoftheDamned March 28, 2013

Drunk Drifting

Drifting in a car or a truck while drunk. Usually ends in disaster.

Phillip totalled his truck when he went Drunk Drifting.

by TheFiend138 November 17, 2014

dritties

the minecraft youtuber dreams supposed nipples

'damn those dritties are finneeee'

by semihidden May 26, 2022

Drftn 4 Cancer

An organization meant for the sole duty to cure cancer while drftn in their automobiles. Members often end their sentences with a "son or a yeah son".

Mr. L. Corey: Are you Drftn 4 Cancer son.

Me: Why only but of course son.

Mr. L. Corey: Its a good cause isn't son.

Me: Yeah son.

by thefearlessleaderofPLTW April 19, 2010

DIFTS

Do It For The Story

Much better than YOLO

Guy 1: Think I should participate in that gangbang later

Guy 2: Dude....DIFTS

Guy 1: Yea, you're right *strips naked and throws on condom*

by TheSpot94 October 2, 2012

backdoor draft

Backdoor draft – Military term used to describe the current government policy of keeping troops in the military beyond their original enlistment contracts through the utilization of “stop loss orders” (keeping specific shortage job specialties such as military intelligence and aviation in) and “stop movement orders” (locking down entire units so that troops can’t leave the military or rotate out into another unit). Some troops have spent one to two years serving past their enlistment contract or retirement date.

“Man, it sucks to be SGT Johnson.”
“Why’s that?”
“He had a scholarship to UT set up but now the Army’s keeping him in for another year to send him back to Iraqistan.”
“Is he going to loose his scholarship?”
“Probably. Damn backdoor draft.”

by Trav February 10, 2005