datafacts

Not just data. Not just facts. The combining of two synonyms describing factual information, to exaggerate the relevance of the information, defining it as if indisputable. Similar to an artifact, except purely referring to information. When dropping knowledge on someone, you are actually dropping datafacts.

I'm gonna walk in there and drop some datafacts on them. They love datafacts.

by smithsrejection February 28, 2013

datafication

E-mailing or messaging something to yourself, so that you'll have it later, immediately.

USB thumb drives are too slow. I'll just email it to myself for instant datafication.

by pteryakisan November 22, 2013

data boner

Getting sexually excited while data mining and finding a new trend in data that was previously unknown

These new flow charts are giving me a raging data boner.

Did you see the curves of those ROI charts? They gave me a data boner.

by archwolf September 24, 2014

Dataed

Receiving so much information (data ) that you get overwhelmed to the point where you're about to go insane

Usually when you have so many plans for so many people , you get dataed because you can't think straight

by Faithmoriahfaith March 15, 2015

Data Guilt

When you believe that the data your have in your computer system is more messed up than the data in everyone else system.

I've got Data Guilt. I'm embarrassed every time I run a report. I'm afraid to ask my team to clean up our Salesforce - our data is so much worse than the customer service system's data.

by malsmith June 12, 2015

Data bandit

Someone who does not own a smart phone and ask smartphone users to research or watch videos using their data.

Hey I'm not going to Google that address for you get your own smartphone you data bandit

by Jay2u March 5, 2016

Dataperv

Someone who has an irrational and abnormal obsession with data

That guy's always talking data this, data that. He's a total dataperv.

by gonzoAF August 13, 2016