Diamond Mining

Going down on a girl who has been vajazzled.
vajazlle is bedazzling your lady parts with stick-on Swarovski crystals.

My girlfriend just got vajazzled at the salon. I'm looking forward to some diamond mining later.

by Mensaman April 21, 2010

diamond in the back

Antenna on the back of a car used to pick up television signals.

I wanna diamond in the back, sun roof top, diggin in the scene with a gansta lean.

by Kenneth March 16, 2005

Diamond crip

A gang in fresno that aint even seen around. When they hit the pen they are in protective custody.

Aye dawg u know them diamond crips aint active out here.

Yeah dawg these crabs aint even seen n tha town us bulldogs everywhere fucka crab "BULLDOGZ!!!"

by Esf Bulldogz July 28, 2018

Diamond Hands

Occurs when you're bag-holding SPY $200 Puts , but the stock market is hitting new all time highs. However, instead of cutting your losses you choose to hold onto your highly unprofitable trade until the options expire worthless and you lose everything.

I bought all these put options right after the market crashed. I just didn't expect Jerome Powell to hit the money *brrrrrrrrrrr* printer so hard. Oh well, I'm going to Diamond Hands these options all the way down.

by WSB_GOD June 15, 2020

diamond sword

The second best Minecraft item. The only thing that beats it is the netherite sword. I love Minecraft. Minecraft is really cool. So are diamond sword.

Awesome Minecraft Parodies: DIAMOND SWORD ON MAAAAAJOR STEEEEEVE.
Memeulous: Wow you are so epic and amazing and cool and poggers.

by Gumballcom May 9, 2021

diamond hands

A delusion self-congratulatory label for someone who has not idea when to buy and especially when to sell a stock. Supposedly one who refuses to sell despite temporary downturns and marginal gains to hold on long enough to hit the big win and attain fantasy stock-picker-genius status. But, in reality, has no clue how trading or investing actually works and squanders the meagre life-savings accumulated from their $35,000 a year loser job, pawning their electric guitar, and stealing money from their mother's top dresser drawer.

Ed: So, you gonna sell the Game Stop shares now? Doubling your money to $10,000 in three days is pretty cool!

Norton: No way, man, I got diamond hands, I'm holding on all the way to the top!

Ed: So, now that it's crashed what are you gonna do?

Norton: I still got $350 in my account, I'm holding on till GME hits $1,000 per share. Diamond Hands, bitches!

Ed: NO, you cannot sleep on my floor.

by MediumRare February 4, 2021

Diamond hoes

Beccy and Zach on a group chat

Diamond hoes

by Voicecrackcentral August 16, 2019