uber dave

At first Uber Dave seems like he would occupy a notch on the weirdo scale, To quiet, To bald and has a black fellers name but as you get to know Uber Dave he becomes more as home boi that you can count on! He's honest, sweeter than cherry pie he's often moody but chill will feed u and help u out any way he can he goes to extremes to do all he can for the ppl he considers his friends if u meet him or lucky enough to know a Uber Dave consider yourself extremely fortunate cause if u stand to long and turn around he's gone!

-the jessie & jessy show

Uber Dave is on his way to pick us up fool!
Uber Dave is not weird y'all!
Uber Dave is my home boi, ya better pay up yo!!

by Sara Davis Johnson November 16, 2018

Dumbass Dave

A wild Jew roaming the hood of hewlett and u here him say when I grow up I want to be a cheez it and what’s doggin dog dog, and then he starts fucking pennies with his tounge

Don’t be like dumbass Dave

by Nog on da bitch March 23, 2019

Dave Mclean

A derogatory term for a friend who has loud, vigorous intercourse while someone else is present in the room. He will usually make a great effort in making it audible to the other person.

Charles: "Ohhh yeahh oooohhh yeah take it!"
Derrick: "Hey man I don't know if you noticed but I've been sitting at this desk for almost an hour. Gosh you're a regular Dave Mclean!!"

by duckbutter66 May 9, 2011

Dave MK

Can't shoot a three but brags he can shoot a half court shot. Loves buying shoes from Mike R.

Should Dave MK make varsity? "Cant shoot normally, always looks like he is never trying"-Anthony G

by Asianboy6988 November 20, 2019

Daveed Diggs

A beautiful, beautiful, amazing man who has hella good hair. His rapping skills are out of this world, he is a literal BEAST. A part of Clipping and used to play Thomas Jefferson and Marquis de Lafayette in Hamilton the Musical.

Daveed Diggs is one of the best people in the world.

by An Okay Dude December 23, 2016

Dave Faber

The lead singer of the amazing Canadian rock band Faber Drive. Although he is not the best looking he is extremely fun, funny and has a great personality. Girls drool at his feet because he is just so damn hot.

"OMG! I went to the Faber Drive last night and Dave Faber was such a great preformer! I love him!"

by DaveFabersFutureWife April 15, 2010

disco dave

Hardcore pub owning party animal, who parties like its 1999 every night, can dance like there is no tomorrow,and can drink gin like prohibition has just ended. Usually very tall, good looking and funny.

Phil: "Are we going out with disco dave tonight?"
Steph: "Yeah you gay, he's fucking mental!"
Phil: "Get the millers in!"

by Square Mandango September 20, 2006