curves

A female's chest, especially a large one.

That sexy woman has mighty fine curves.

by randomloser November 11, 2003

Curve

Having a "curve" means you have a penis that is so long to the point that it curves, making you a freak in the sheets.

Chuck Wentz, his penis is so long it curves. Dramatically, similar to a "J Curve.

by FHS Track Team August 30, 2008

curded

A really bad shit.
A number 5.

You curded all over my bathroom !?

by Samm Moneyz January 9, 2008

Cursed Crossaint

Now that you’re here, let’s go back to the Dust Bowl conspiracy theory. I’ve only created this definition to relay an encrypted message to those who are still actively researching this brain buster. First off the system is bonkers — the measures the government has taken to cover up this dust bowl is unreal. They had the ability to move around natural resources to organically CREATE a dust bowl.. I mean think about it. No WAY that much dust would have accumulated on its own without any help. Second off isn’t it ironic the dust bowl didn’t have any effect on Washington DC? Woodrow Wilson was just a criminal in pantaloons. Before he was president, he was arrested for insider possum trading. Anyone care? No. Anyone even discuss the lives that were tragically lost to the dust bowl? Nope. Do you even know anyone who ever questioned the validity of this “disaster”? Nope.. because they’ve all conveniently disappeared. We are teaching our children to mindlessly accept history books and move on. Sorry, not my kid. My kid will QUESTION every natural disaster, because it doesn’t add up. If you don’t see any other definitions from me, it’s because I’m stuck in a bakery.

Dust Bowl Investigator: “hey is this where we meet to discuss the logistics of the DB scandal? Testing cursed croissant 123”
****silence****** cursed crossaint
Rosie O’Donnell: “I was just looking up croissants and this came up”

by YungCassper28 April 6, 2019

cursededits4u

the best meme maker on insta: the true god

me : cursededits4u is my husband and i love his memes

by cursededits4u’s wife April 8, 2019

Curvee

Curvee, best player in DIVS clan. Often victim of strat "Bait Curvee".

Yo, Curvee is good but his team is ass tho

by Curvexii June 9, 2020

Cursed Mozzarella Stick

When you take a shit in a deep fryer and serve it to your friends with Marinara sauce.

Friend 1: Now it's time for the appetizer, Cursed Mozzarella Sticks!
Friend 2: What in the hell could that be?
Friend 1: Oh you'll find out soon enough. I just need to use the bathroom first.

by stiltmaster September 13, 2022