This has typically occurred once your parakeet beings to make a grinding noise with it's beak and gives long monologs about how it knows that it's actually a small Hispanic child named Mike.
"*grinding noise* SQUAWK Help me! I'm suffering from Evren's curse! I'm a small Hispanic child named Mike! SQUAWK!"
by BarthVader7 March 18, 2022
Get the Evren's Cursemug. 
A gaming curse where it is seemingly impossible to win while playing with one specific person. No matter how good they are you still lose every time you play with them.
This curse started in Valorant when the player “Abotics” could not win a game with his friend “Kuso”
The curse would also consist of these degrading assets to your Valorant matches:
- Bad teamates
- VCT Iceland champions as the other team
- Ares spammers
- Viper, Sova, Killjoy, brimstone, etc lineups for the other team
- No healers on your team
- you not being able to hit a shot
Study shows the only way to cancel the Kuso curse is the "Egirl buff"
you CAN stack the egirl buff, BUT this does face lots of consequences like:
- Being called a simp, discord mod, lonely, fat
- Jealous girlfriend or boyfriend
- The egirls being bad
This curse started in Valorant when the player “Abotics” could not win a game with his friend “Kuso”
The curse would also consist of these degrading assets to your Valorant matches:
- Bad teamates
- VCT Iceland champions as the other team
- Ares spammers
- Viper, Sova, Killjoy, brimstone, etc lineups for the other team
- No healers on your team
- you not being able to hit a shot
Study shows the only way to cancel the Kuso curse is the "Egirl buff"
you CAN stack the egirl buff, BUT this does face lots of consequences like:
- Being called a simp, discord mod, lonely, fat
- Jealous girlfriend or boyfriend
- The egirls being bad
Random Player: "Guy's my teammate has the Kuso curse, are there any egirls in this lobby?"
Random Egirl: "Don't worry he's fine with me."
Random Egirl: "Don't worry he's fine with me."
by Kusof’dyourmom February 12, 2022
Get the Kuso cursemug. Harry: I will use the felatiatus curse on you if you do not leave this party with me
Hermoine: not if I use the rectumsempra curse first
Hermoine: not if I use the rectumsempra curse first
by dudebrodonttazeme January 24, 2011
Get the Felatiatus Cursemug. A witch named Evren went to a half Spanish-half english kindergarten class and met a little Hispanic boy that we're going to call Mike. Although their language barrier was impenetrable, Evren's mother was convinced that he had a crush on her daughter. This frustration led to Evren casting a spell, turning Mike into a parakeet, and renaming him Picket. To this day his cries of "Hola mi nombre es Mike," ring throughout the roomy cylindrical domes that Evren calls home.
by BarthVader7 March 18, 2022
Get the Evren's Cursemug. by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
Get the cursed worstmug. This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.
Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...
by Realmemer69 September 25, 2018
Get the The Johnson Cursemug.