This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.
Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...
by Realmemer69 September 26, 2018
A human who is so cursed they live beyond the realm of normal society. They usually have very obscure habits and surround themselves with cursed energy. The reason for their existence is unknown and is great mystey which is probably not meant to be solved.
by 12FFEJ May 28, 2020
The most demonicly cursed person alive to date. Shit happens on his shifts that would make Hiroshima say "Daaaaamn". He once killed a man just for pumping deisel too fast and getting some on his uniform, sadly he did not mean to kill this man.
Employee - "Who am I working with today?"
District Manager - "The Curse"
Employee - "I quit"
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"Damn The FasGas Curse, he spilled coffee on my nuts"
District Manager - "The Curse"
Employee - "I quit"
-or-
"Damn The FasGas Curse, he spilled coffee on my nuts"
by Curtis William Caza July 21, 2006
Harry: I will use the felatiatus curse on you if you do not leave this party with me
Hermoine: not if I use the rectumsempra curse first
Hermoine: not if I use the rectumsempra curse first
by dudebrodonttazeme January 24, 2011
by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
Cody: Lance whats going on buddy?
Lance: Angie broke up with me for a girl....
Cody: You must have The Collins Curse!
Lance: Angie broke up with me for a girl....
Cody: You must have The Collins Curse!
by /r/AyyMD - Kekmaster97 May 24, 2018
An old Italian curse that causes everyone in the vicinity of a cursed person to have terrible luck such as accidents with vehicles, bodily harm and money problems.
I saw Cindy today, she lost her check book in the store then got in a car accident. She must have the bellavia curse.
by damfarmer October 03, 2011