cumpty

a cuddly numpty who plays fortnite

oh boy he's a cumpty

by FireStickPixels October 31, 2018

Cumpire

a woman who instead of feeding on the blood of random victims in order to stay "alive" chooses to subsist on the fresh thicm cum of countless random men

No man's cock was safe from the very.real pleasure waiting to consume their sperm when each harvest moon marked the return of the CUMPIRE

by Cumslut4life February 12, 2019

cumpooter

stephan pastis's croc speak for 'computer'.

me ees like cumpooter

by duck666 February 14, 2019

Cumpungilate

Cumpungilate is when she's working one of her 3. Holes trying to coax the cum outta ya balls

Damm Chester that bitch can cumpungilate on my cock all night

by Bills rv service August 8, 2019

cumplum

A very popular Instagram meme page that was taken down for being too "edgy" and posting "offensive" content.

@cumplum's new Instagram is @cumulasian

"Hey did you follow that meme page I told you about? @cumplum?"

"Did you see that new post I sent you from @cumplum? It was so funny!"

by cumful October 28, 2019

Cumpot

A female native to The Lake District region considered of ill repute due to her constant craving for sexual gratification.

That Anna Friel's character in 'Dark Water' was a proper cumpot, lad.

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

cumptuous

A huge cumload from a super rich guy and she totally swallows just because he’s rich and she probably gags and makes a grossed out face and stumbles for a chaser because he saved that shit up for her and it’s stale as fuck.

Hey girl, I totally gave a bj to him in the limo after we dropped you off last night, and it was cumptuous! He bought me a diamond promise ring today!

by Bigviscousshotter January 2, 2020