Cumpacity

The amount of semen a dumpster holds.

That dumpster much have a large cumpacity.

by anonymous November 24, 2025

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Cumpanion

A cum stain left by a sex partner on the bedsheet next to your pillow which, when gazed upon, provides companionship during lonely nights.

When I went to bed and put my head on my pillow I smiled when I saw my cumpanion - a cum stain left on my fitted bedsheet by a guy I hooked up with - and felt for a moment that I wasn't really alone after all. But my smile faded and I soon shed a tear because after I wash my sheets my cumpanion will be gone.

by Velvet Tongue January 3, 2026

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Cumpanionship

The feeling of companionship you get from a cum stain left by a sex partner on the bedsheet near your pillow. Without it, you would feel lonely sleeping by yourself.

I enjoy the cumpanionship of the big crusty cum stain left by the hot guy I hooked up with last week. I may not wash my sheets for a while because I don't have a boyfriend and don't want to lose my cumpanion.

by Velvet Tongue January 3, 2026

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El Cumpleaños

A nighmare-ish beast that steals days and brings darkness to us all.

"Oh fuck, it's El Cumpleaños! He's gonna steal our days!?!"

by Jack Shack September 28, 2017

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Double Cump Back Whale

When two Bros DP a {Hump Back Whale} and during her ass arch, they projectile ejaculate up and over that phatt ass onto her back while moaning like a whale

So after we slayed in the rink, Riley and I gave this phatttt bitch a Double Cump back whale, and let's just say we had to use a lot of paper after that one.

by Hweems July 9, 2020

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