Crying Chrysler

The title given to someone who is always crying.

Stop being such a crying chrysler.

by Star Puncher October 23, 2009

Empty Crying

Empty Crying is a ‘crying’ session in which you feel like you are definitely going to cry, or are acting like you’re crying, but your goddamn tear ducts won’t work.

Person: I was having an Empty Crying session last night.
Person2: were you listening to your sad music again?
Person: ...yes

by MarchTheMifwau August 31, 2018

Crying Chicken

Crying wolf with a little bit of Chicken Little.

A System may or may not be down. Submitting an urgent ticket to fix something before you have all of the facts is Crying Chicken.

by Gears5665 April 9, 2013

Crying Krunk

adv. a bluff, a lie, a threat; a bad bluff

I was crying krunk when I said I had a royal flush.

by GodsAngel91490 March 3, 2009

Redneck Cry

The Redneck cry is a noise that rednecks can't help but release after watching something unpatriotic, the noise made is a simple "Ye-ye" it can be quite startling if unexpected.

After Duncan witnessed his beloved Confederate flag touch the ground he let out his mighty Redneck Cry!

by Mike the disaster. February 14, 2018

cry to sleep

1) literally to cry until you fall asleep

2) to show that someone is really upset about something (usually in a sarcastic way)

1) - my crush just dumped me 😭😭
- so watcha gonna do now? cry to sleep?

2) - Damn, for real this dude is crying himself to sleep over those bad comments!

by wineaficionado December 13, 2021

cry-working

cry-working (krIE-wUHR-king)

When the COVID-19 situation triggers completely unexpected and unexplained emotional upset, but day drinking is not an option because you need to keep tele-working and be productive.

"Dude, I need a break from the news and the negativity, I've spent my whole week cry-working!"

by hellfyrekat May 22, 2020