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diet coke commercial

Watching hot men with nice muscles, like in the Diet Coke commercial where office women use their time on break to look out the window onto the construction workers.
Oh man, he was a total Diet Coke commercial, I just stood there and stared at his abs. I want to lick that little spot above his hip.
by Coell CMU February 13, 2007
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Blazing choke

The act of attaining blazing speed while playing bejeweled blitz on facebook, then subsequently not being able to see any more combinations, resulting in it being wasted.
#1 "Why do you blazing choke all the time?"
#2 "YESSS BLAZZZING SPEED oh wait fuck blazing choke"
by k4mik4zee August 25, 2010
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Toke and Choke

Smoking copious amounts of weed and masturbating to internet porn all day. A frequent favorite pastime of unemployed males living with their parents.
Carl doesn't work. He just does the toke and choke.

Want to go out braaaaahhh? Nah. I'd rather toke and choke.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
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coke can cocktail

A drink mixed directly into a soft drink can. For example, if you're making a rum and coke or a jack and coke, drink some of the coke, then pour the liquor directly into the can. Then, other people think you're just having a soda. Ideal for situations where you'd need to camouflage your drinking.
Dude, I'm going to this party and EVERYONE there is against drinking, so there won't be any booze. It's cool though, 'cause i'm bringing my flask and I'll be coke can cocktailing the whole time!
by Kurt Heuer May 25, 2008
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coked

A term used in a bar when you stop supplying alcohol to an obviously inebriated person and substitute all forms of liquid intake with Coke.
Oh man, look at Pat he's so drunk that he just pissed his pants and fell down the steps. Yeah Mike just told the bartender that he's been coked.
by BigPK January 2, 2011
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You choke

Another term for "you suck", it means to choke on a cock, not just suck it.
Dude! You choke at this fucking game.
by Sean McAlevey June 14, 2008
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Rape Choke

A type of choke applied from the top position, in which the dominant fighter places one or two hands around the front of the neck of a downed opponent and squeezes his trachea. Commonly used by rapists.
"And here's the end (of the fight) he's got the rape choke in place and just dropping left hands all over Tim Boetsch" - Joe Rogan commentating at UFC Fight Night 13.
by Saucery December 19, 2011
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