Cridiot

Someone who orders shoes but doesn’t want them anymore

Man, My brother Aiden is such a Cridiot

by BigDaddyTT October 16, 2023

Criddler

A crippled skater doing a lengthy krooked grind,
Or a long krooked grind performed by anyone
“Did you see that gnarly criddler”
“What do you got on the ledge? Criddler?”

He won the best trick competition with a huge nollie criddler

by 420beerman October 21, 2023

Croissant Lord

some person online (totally not me) who is an idiot

Croissant Lord

by (totally not) Croissant Lord October 30, 2023

Crodie

Drake’s cat’s name

“You gotta say it like that tho, ‘crodieee’💅🏼”

by vivvvvvvv December 18, 2023

Croissant

The true presentation of the French boulangerie pâtisseries, showing a masterpiece of flour, butter, eggs, sugar, and an M45 nuclear missile.

"hon hon hon, I eat the baguette and the croissant, hon hon hon ! Jacques hammer !"

by Charleuhhhhhh December 24, 2023

Crode

A bizarre state of mind in which someone will say weird things and laugh a lot at pretty much anything; often induced by subtances or being tired

“What if instead of legs we had four toes and all of them were fingers” - Jimmy
“Jim, You’ve got to be on the crode right now” - Jimmy’s Friend

by PaleDragonKnight104 December 25, 2023

Croishaude

n. A person (usually a man) that stands out for any reason.

adj. Standing out; fancy; outlandish; obtuse; charismatic; weirdly interesting

This is an extremely versatile word. Use it however you see fits to indicate a person or action that stands out in an odd manner to you.

For example… we’re in an art museum and a tall man walks in with a handlebar mustache, a beret, and a cane… “CROISHAUDE” we all yell

You’re acting too croishaude with those sunglasses.

by Croishaude123 December 28, 2023