Creslithar

Creslithar (adjective): Describing a profound and mythical state of boredom, marked by a heavy sense of futility and a deep questioning of life’s purpose.

That chemistry lecture was so creslithar that I could hardly keep my eyes open.

by Dominic Nighting October 8, 2024

Creschpendo

A gradual increase in the volume or intensity of parents' spending their money.. This Creschpendo begins when their children start their travel sports teams. Then, the spending intensifies with the additional cars and insurance for inexperienced drivers. The spending intensity continues to gain momentum as children enter college whilst on the dole for healthcare, car, car insurance, tuition, room/board, study abroad, and attorney's fees for that public drunkenness incident. At the peak of this Creshpendo, you be spending money so dizzyingly that you will lose all sight of what money is and that it once was something that could be saved/stored. On the other side of the Creschpendo is the Decreschpendo, which is the gradual de-intensifying of spending that slowly ends when your children get jobs.

I have begun my Creschpendo, but Dave is in the thick of it. He is shoveling money into a large shop Vac and has it blowing in reverse.

by Ace Bink October 25, 2024

Cressey

When your Mum finds your buttplugs but doesn’t tell you about it.

Oh shit, I got cresseyed

by Monsterman224 January 30, 2025

Crescent rise

When you stick your penis in a large tracheotomy for the purposes of pleasure and/or ejaculation

A crescent rise is a great way to get a pneumonia #blessings

by Neck Sex April 24, 2025

Crescendoslop

Crescendoslop is a derogatory term aimed Post-Rock music that is seen as not having much substance besides build up and crescendos.

“Yo have you heard that new Swans album?”
“Hell no, they’ve been making the same crescendoslop for over a decade now.”

by Winston122 June 13, 2025

jazoo creest

a funny way to say jesus christ in a way many people won't understand if they dont know what it means which makes it funny

Jazoo creest! All this boy drama is so overwhelming.

by fern gimble July 31, 2017

Lake Crescent

The most goddamn beautiful lake in the world. Or at least for us Seattleites.

Katie: Hey girlfriend, what'd ya do this weekend.
Bella: Went up to Lake Crescent with my girlfriends. It was hella pretty, even without the cell service.

by xandroe August 23, 2017