A competitive game where the male participants sit in a circle and jerk off until one by one they cum on a cracker that sits in the middle of the circle. The last one to cum is the loser and has to eat the cracker.
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A cream cheese sandwich is a sexual act in which a man cums between a woman's asscheeks, creating the illusion of a bagel stuffed with a massive amount of cream cheese. Also, the woman must fart to toast "the bagel." After the man cums, he can enjoy his "bagel" by screaming "CREAM CHEESE SANDWICH!!!" and then by eating the woman's ass.
If he wants an "everything bagel", he must save some of his cum with which to glue down shaved (finely-diced) pubes.
If he wants an "everything bagel", he must save some of his cum with which to glue down shaved (finely-diced) pubes.
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Dude 1: Who were you talking to just now...wasn't that Isabelle?
Dude 2: Yeah it was Isabelle the hot French chick
Dude 1: Woah dude...she's really hot!
Dude 2: That she is. You know what would make her even hotter?
Dude 1: What?
Dude 2: My daddy cream all over her face....ha ha!
Dude 1: Damn dude...you can be such a mofo sometimes. But on some real talk I'd do it too if she let me!
*Both continue to sip beer and check out the chicks*
Dude 1: Who were you talking to just now...wasn't that Isabelle?
Dude 2: Yeah it was Isabelle the hot French chick
Dude 1: Woah dude...she's really hot!
Dude 2: That she is. You know what would make her even hotter?
Dude 1: What?
Dude 2: My daddy cream all over her face....ha ha!
Dude 1: Damn dude...you can be such a mofo sometimes. But on some real talk I'd do it too if she let me!
*Both continue to sip beer and check out the chicks*
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