crayon loaf

taking a shit that uses half a roll of toilet paper wiping. In effect writing with a crayon

just took a big crayon loaf and no theres no tp

by j laban m January 16, 2008

crayon-ass

A person with a crayon for an ass, or, a person who has surgically or naturally attached a crayon to their ass.

Hey crayon-ass! come draw me an effing picture!

by Richard Baxter March 26, 2009

Craydar

Similar to "Gaydar" the word you use to describe your ability to detect crazy people.

Man that girl really set off my Craydar! She's nuts! crazy nuts batshit

by trinket April 9, 2015

crayzbeats

depressed twitch "streamer" that spams "@solace102 WEIRD" in his own offline chat 24/7 until someones that he likes arrives

"I'm like crayzbeats, but since no one is in my chat I spam 'TriHard' instead of 'solace' "

by WElRD August 28, 2019

cupcake crayons

the end product of when you take all the little bits of crayon that no one uses and melting them in the oven using a cupcake tin.

crazy teen: can we make cupcake crayons?

normal teen: uhmmmm why???

crazy: i ated the good crayons..... ^.^

by dinosaurismymiddlename November 10, 2009

Pennsylvanian Crayon

n: when a person shits on your dick during anal and you then use your shit covered dick to draw them a picture on paper to take home

Jay: Hey Bill, I just figured out the secret to doing the perfect Pennsylvanian Crayon.

Bill: Oh yeah, what is it?

Jay: Use Cardstock! It doesn’t flop around very much.

by ThaddDad69 November 30, 2019

Doo Doo Crayon

When you take a dump and it breaks off leaving a point on the remaining fecal matter so no matter how many times you wipe you still get a brown stripe on the paper.

I got the Doo Doo Crayon again no matter how many times I wipe I still get the skidmark.

by Skimbo Jackson September 20, 2011