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Cassandra 

The name derives from Greek Heritage. The name Cassandra has 2 meanings, one of unbelieveable truth or Deciever of men.

Cassandra was a beautiful Greek Prophetess who Zeus fell in love with. She did not love him. Zeus then cast a spell on whomever she foretold fate too. People did not believe her although she spoke truth due to the spell Zeus had cast. Therefore the doublesided name was coined.
Listen to WTF Cassandra says, she knows what she's talking about. She's no 2bagger.
Cassandra by Cassandra R September 6, 2006
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A "Cass City" is a utopia where people live in harmony with the pimps and hoes, pimps and hoes. It is also where sweet-ass kids like Rob, Tommy, Joey, Matt, and Thomas live.
Dood, have you ever been to a Cass City? It's amazing there!
Cass City by RRROOOBBB December 23, 2008
An amazing person who will make your day brighter. Even with her high-pitched voice, she will never be annoying. She is smart and funny. She is usually very shy when it comes to adults, but when it's just you and her she will definitely say what is on her mind. (CATS) She will have a boyfriend who's name starts with a N and ends with a N. She will eat her chips with chopsticks and be ticklish almost everywhere. Her socks will be better than yours and she is a fast runner. And even though she will do stupid things that will embarrass the heck out of you, you'll always stay by her side. I couldn't ask for a better friend. Btw, don't even freaking try, you freaking piece of heaven!! <3 <3 <3
Man, we come up with the best inside jokes, me and Cassara.

Cassandra 

Is typically a dope ass female that will put a MF in line if need be..
She is down AF and stands by who she loves and what she believes in..
Cassandras ALWAYS have to have the last word and don't waste ur time trying to convince anything other than what she knows, or thinks she knows well because u won't win, sorry..
Cassandras sometimes don't know their own strength emotionally or physically and just need a little extra love and attention, reassurance I guess u can say.
She isn't overly confident and doesnt handle compliments well, but knows she packs a killer right hook, so watch ur self!
Cassandras are not afraid to stand alone and fight no matter what she is up against but she is afraid of being alone, aren't we all!
A sense of humor is a must when it comes to Cassandra, u cant be no soft ass Mf because she is one sarcastic bitch, u just gotta grab ur balls, clear ur throat and be a fucking man to handle her.
Preferably a man with a beard, named Julian!
All in all Cassandras love hard and just want to be loved the same...
Oh Cassandra!

Fried Chicken Casserole 

Fried Chicken Casserole is basically the greatest jerking crew around in Lowell, Massachusetts. We go around dancing for no reason, whether skill is involved or not. The group is comprised of Ibraheem (Eric Shin), AJ (A-Jerk), and Anthony (Jerk My Genitals).

If you haven't already seen the first video, you can check it out at youtube. Just search for "Jerkin' In Lowell"

We are also willing to take comments, concerns, and criticisms for our past videos and future videos. If you have any suggestions for something we should do, let us know and we'll make it happen (as long as it's legal in 27 states).

Also, if you want to make guest appearances in any of the future videos, let us know and we'll be glad to have you involved.

The second video has been released. Search for "Can You Jerk" on youtube.

The third video will be out in the near future, so stay tuned!
tom: have you heard about Fried Chicken Casserole?
jeff: yeah, i had it for dinner last night, it was pretty good
tom: no fool, the dancing crew. they are pretty bad...

casserole ass

When you are taking a dookie, a plethora of shit exits the anus in various shapes, colors, sizes, etc. almost resembling to your mother's homemade chicken vegetable casserole.
John: Yo, I just got casserole ass from the cafe pizza
Matt: Nasty, thanks for the visual asshole
casserole ass by Crackity Jonez October 21, 2010