Can of crap

1.) A can of crap is a bad, troubling situation arising when a decision or action and produces considerable subsequent problems. If you open a can of crap, you do something that will cause a lot of problems and is probably going to cause more trouble.

2.) A can that is full of crap.

Yeah Frank, I was at the meeting when they read the financial statement, and Frank, if they ever find out we capitalized a loss, it's going to open up a can of crap.

by jeffbo April 10, 2009

sweet crap in a basket

Used when something unfornuate but not tragic occurs. Like when your dog scarfs up your dinner while you go to answer the phone. Similar usage to "Ah, shit!".

You are leaving your favorite local ice cream shop on a sultry July afternoon when someone bumps into you and your double decker scoop of cookie dough plops onto your sparkling white tee shirt..."Sweet crap in a basket!"

by Russdog Maxiums July 28, 2005

crap pants

to lose control of your bowels and fill your pants up with shit. Or a name of a certain pinnacle c.c. pro.

Brian: Dude you fuckin stink, you got crap pants?
Tom: No, that fuckin pro shit himself again.

by da p September 25, 2005

Crap

1. excrement, feces

2. junk

That is nothing but crap.

by Light Joker January 2, 2007

crap

to shit

I crap my pants all the time.

by DD April 10, 2003

crap

Less offensive than shit, more offensive than poop.

(In front of parents) "I just stepped in dog crap!

by Jake March 31, 2005

Crap and Fap

To use the excuse of having to take a dump as an opportunity to masturbate

Josh: Hey I'll be right back; gotta poo.

Spencer: Heh, I bet he's doing a crap and fap.

by JMGraham January 5, 2009