second cousin

Grandparent's sibling's grandchild.

My second cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Bonus cousin

first cousins (children of siblings who share the same grandparents and 1/8 of their genes) who are also close friends.

Going out with my bonus cousin tonight. I wonder whose going to babysit us?

by SarSoCaliGirl April 09, 2013

Cousin Snacks

A technician at Pepsi who tried to help snacks as much as he could.

Cousin Snacks held snacks by the hand.

by PepsiPro June 04, 2018

Cousin Larry

The act of ignoring important and valid warnings, just as Cousin Larry always ignored Balki Bartokomous' warnings on the TV series Perfect Strangers.

"Cousin Larry, there's a lion behind you!"

"Balki, I don't have time for your nonsense. I'm very busy doing important things. Don't interrupt me."

by PerfectStrangers4EVA February 15, 2017

cousin tex

Cousin to harryman and all around hick. Most often seen wearing his signature cowboy hat and blue vest. Helped Harryman defeat Invisible People From the Future as his alter-ego "Pink Lasso."

Cousin Tex had never heard of a 24-hour library before.

by Will April 22, 2005

Cousin-in-law

A person that hates you and thinks you are the devil; a jealous person who cant accept the fact that their best friend now has to be shared.

My cousin-in-law, JH

by angry fiance February 28, 2012

evil cousin

Slang term for Meth that dealers use over phones.

Yo man, I got your white lady, AND i got the evil cousin!

by Kent August 14, 2005