cotton stew

Cotton stew is obtained by mixing together all possible bodily fluids and/or in some cases solids, including but not limited to: jizzum, piss, spit, diarrhea, vomit, snot, mucus, blood, shit, sweat, vaginal fluid, tears, (liquidy) earwax, pancreatic enzymes.

Stir until correct consistency is achieved, it should resemble...well cotton stew

Bitch was pissing me off so I made her make some cotton stew and then made her drink it.

by Brian Jennings January 13, 2008

Cotton Chomper

Euphamism for a lady with a huge posterior wearing a thong

Look at that huge woman over there, yes your mum.. she's cotton chomping today!

by Rb September 30, 2004

the cotton mouth

the bad breath you taste when you wake up with a hangover.

To have a dry, awful taste in the mouth that even brushing your teeth 15 times can't get rid of.

by Nicole Sayer August 30, 2005

Picking Cotton

When you jerk off a black guy and he ejaculates, and you have to pick out semen from underneath your fingernails.

"I was picking cotton after a fun night with Bill Cosby"

by Valterain November 19, 2016

Cotton candy

My girlfriend my forever lasting girlfriend that u love and respect

Youre my cotton candy ill do anything for you babe

by Going for it October 22, 2015

Cotton-picking

A G-rated replacement for the F-word.

That makes no cotton-picking sense!

by Matthew678 May 24, 2019

beating the cotton

when your a dope fiend and you just lost everything you ever had in life. I mean you literally have nothing and your one step away from sucking dick for your next issue. You take the last cotton you used and add water hoping and praying you satisfy your desperate attempt to get high. Beat that fucking cotton bitches!

you know your on your last leg and you just spent all your money on your last teener. You start saving the cotton so you can accumulate them and beat the shit out of them later! Beating the cotton

by lostsoul5150 October 5, 2011