Capricorn

The nice intellegent tinder guy with money who treated you like a girlfriend and would do anything for you but later dumps you because you caught feelings. He maybe ugly ass shit but still have a God complex delicate ego. Likes beer, whiskey, expensive resturants, drives too damn fast, posts random shit on snapchat to get your attention after you *brake up* all the sudden he stops feeling like a grandpa and goes out to parties and what not to piss you off. Leaves on read very often. Mommas boy and wannabe fuckboi

Cancer: damn you really fell for him hu?

Pisces: yeah I fell for that Capricorn ass..

by Capvenushoe May 12, 2018

Capri sun

When you sick a straw like thing up a girls pussy and suck it out like a Capri Sun

Last night me and my boyfriend tried Capri Sun

by Ash :) 666 August 30, 2018

capriccio

Capriccio — a too-sweet bottled mix of carbonated wine and fruit juice — is the “it” drink of summer, the drunken fad that is following in the footsteps of its predecessors: Smirnoff Ice, Zima, Mike’s Hard Lemonade and Four Loko. In fact, people on social media are calling Capriccio “Fancy Four Loko,” after the canned alcoholic energy drink that was ultimately banned in several states for its intoxicating mixture of booze, caffeine, taurine (an ingredient in Red Bull) and guarana (a stimulant found in diet pills). Capriccio contains none of those ingredients except for the booze, but it seems to have had a similar effect on people.

(Capriccio) is a very wild drink!!!!!

Haliey: "Hey jessie you still have some of that Capriccio drink at your house?"

jessie: "yeah girl you sure u want some of that!!!!!"

Haliey:"yeah what's wrong with it!!!!!!"

jessie: "girl that drink makes you go crazy i when i got drunk of from it i texted my ex bf last friday!!!!!"

Haliey: "Omg Jess that's crazy stupid lol"

by Heaven Manning December 26, 2018

cobrien

Cobrien is an awesome guy he’ll do anything for you he’s always their for you and he’s funny ands nice to only a couple of people

Guys where’s Cobrien I need to laugh

by Ashley1258 January 15, 2019

caprisun

a drink that is drank by white ass faggots, guys with no hair, guys with small dicks, and people that use penis enlargement pills for their mommy.

He drank that caprisun out of that ass,

by imyourmomfaggot January 24, 2019

Caprisunolic

When you are addicted to caprisuns and can’t live without

Hoofman is a caprisunolic

by Beachdontknow37 April 24, 2019

Caprio

Caprio is an Italian boy. He is bigger than most kids in his grade. Including his gym teacher. He is supposed to be good at soccer but he’s trash at it. He doesn’t have a lot of friends. He has only one good friend. and then a friend that he likes but is mean that kids name in Nick, Sam, Dylan or Ryan. Now that you know more about Caprio we can tell you his secrets. He thinks his parents are real bitches! When he goes to bed he thinks about how much he hates them. He also has a secret crush on somebody...... her name is Bryn. She is also kinda big. When you ever see or meet a Caprio........... the first thing you have to do is RUN! RUN FROM HIM!!!

Sally: “ hey did you see the new kid. He is such a bitch uuhhggggg!”

Bryn: “ i think he’s cute! and i like the name Caprio!”
Addison: EWWWW! no he’s a big smelly slobbbbbbb!
Sammy: who are we talking about??”

Nick: Heheh i’m gonna bully this bitch
Henry: He looks like a good friend
Jennifer: eh he seems kinda boring!

by belcoco June 9, 2019