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James Cook 

The skin head of the group. 90% body fat with a tad of muscles he’s gained over years of abusing steroids.
Claims he pulls 10/10 girls. But really, all we’ve seen 3 umpalumpas.
Watch out if your in a kitchen with him, especially if there’s duck tape near by.
Trim is a solid 3/10
Owen “Is that aitch over there”
Hayden “Naa hes too buff to be aitch”
George “THATS JAMES COOK Does he have a mrs? Mine is getting boring”
James Cook by Lewis Bayley April 14, 2020
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Dane Cook 

A hilarious comedian that most black people have never heard of.
Dane Cook is really funny.
Dane Cook by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006
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jonathan cook

he is the lead singer of Forever The Sickest Kids. he's from texas, he drinks arnold palmers like your dad drinks beer.

his favorite sports team is the dallas cowboys.
most people say he's a pedophile, which might be true, but he knows his limits. he's incredibly attractive and very talented. his talking voice is very unique. there's no one else with that voice :] in a good way. he also likes to say GLORT, and settin it off.
ZOMG THERES JONATHAN COOK! I MUST GET A PICTURE!

Dane Cook 

Dane Cook has been often criticised for his material theivery from other comedians.
Dane Cook by amethyst May 19, 2007

dane cook 

More commonly known as a silly bitch.
That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.
dane cook by celluloid lollipop September 17, 2008

Kay cook 

Kay cook is a amazing beautiful girl.Yes she may have made some mistakes with Zach Herron.Yet everyone makes mistakes.She’s also a very good singer.
Kay cook sings very well.
I love Kay Cook’s new ep.
Kay cook by Handle_it April 18, 2020

Dane Cook 

A comedian who everyone who is under 5 years old thinks is effing hiliairous whereas Daniel Tosh is clearly funnier.
Random Person On The Street: Omg Lolz! Dane Cook is so funny!!
Me: Wow you're a dumbass.

^^ My opinion is the Morgan Freeman of the opinion world.