cook that crook

If someone says something bad or something you disagree with you say cook that crook

Friend: I like dating 5 year old girls because they’re hot
Me: ya know what? Cook that crook

by Got slurpee November 6, 2018

Thats Cooked

To not be correct or say something absolutely ridiculous

Mate thats cooked

by w5a46es7difuhkjhsrate September 22, 2020

cooked smug

to be cooked medium-rare. a well-known phrase in backwoods waffle house locations in the southern US.

Pauline: "Order up, Table 7 wants their steak cooked smug!"
Chef: "An aristocrat, are they?"

by marblecakealsothegame13 December 13, 2018

cooking off

exploding, blowing up

He described the propane tanks cooking off during the fire as sounding like bombs exploding.

by stilllovesfilm November 10, 2007

Cooked Raton

A wild roaners that is fried

Person : Biggs your fried

Biggs : nahh fook

Person 2 : God damn Cooked Raton

by roanertime June 6, 2019

Cooked Turkey

How a girl feels after having too much sex.

“We went at it all night I’m feeling like a COOKED TURKEY”.

by KatLady2020 March 25, 2020

SG Cooks

The best cookgroup around, offering premium monitors, early links and info, in depth release guides, exclusive group buys, dedicated 24/7 support, and info on funko, art drops, and much more. All for only $30/mo

Person 1: Yo you hit on YS today?
Person 2: Naw bro I had no idea how to setup
Person 1: Damn if you were in SG Cooks you would've cooked YS

by hahahh324 April 18, 2020