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Cooch Worthy

(Adjective) A female who seems to have the necessary goods to satisfy you
You see dat tunechi on her? Bitch is definitely cooch worthy
by Clifford Rothring November 29, 2012
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sold the cooch

Had a bad bitch, did some nut shit and now she gone
Ben: bro she was gonna let me hit
Jack: well did you?
Ben: nah bro I got too scared

Jack: YOU SOLD THE COOCH BRO
by Sitarplayer67 September 24, 2022
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Cooches

When someone (usually a female) smells like cooch

This word is used primarily in South African rural areas and can also be used to describe women who may have aids but it is not well known for that.
Cooches
by KNICKER MAN May 22, 2024
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Hot cooch

Zoe’s a got a hot cooch
by Your butt stank January 20, 2020
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Rona Cooch

When a chicks cooch is so bad it requires 2 masks to even get near. Also a slang term that girls can use kinda like an excuse as to why they aren't prim and proper in the ole hatchet wound area.
Dude 1: Man I went out with this chick she was banging bro I mean fuckin smoking hot ass and tits for days a super smile but........

Dude 2: But....... What c'mon man I saw her talking to you tell me what's up what happened??
Dude 1: Man it's a shame to have all that then have that Rona Cooch a crying damn shame. I couldn't get near it without wearing two masks man.
Dude 2:. Awww naw that is a shame!!!

Example 2
Chick 1: girl I got a date tonight he is cute.

Chick 2: Girl look at you long overdue long long overdue.

Chick 1: what u think I should wear or do about this (drops her pants)??
Chick 2: Damn girl we got work to do you got that Rona Cooch something serious. We best call Hallie, Chrystal , and Ben for this cooch over.
Chick 1: thanks girl every women in the world with the Rona Cooch needs a friend like you.
Chick 2: you bet they do!!!!
by Stick1 February 9, 2022
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Dick to cooch ratio

When you are with people and there is an equal amount of dick to pussy.
Damn Thomas the dick to cooch ratio is perfect
by Bakey Jakey September 27, 2020
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Cooch Catch

When you snatch something and catch it with your Cooch or crotch.
A meatball falls off the table, but doesn’t hit the floor, that’s a cooch catch!!
by StacerTG June 13, 2025
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