Conditia

1. The status of well-being
2. Requirements for something to occur. Without it, it would, well, not occur.

He ate a lot of fast food, so his conditia was horrible.

Overwhelming amounts of nitrogen and phosphorus are essential conditia for excessive algal growth.

The reason for his extraordinary conditia was the exorbitant rate at which he charged his billable hours.

by #thisisnotintendedtobeafactual May 3, 2011

condimize

to put such a large amount of condiments on a food item that it looks sexually violated, probably anally (see sodomized).

I'll need 12 more packets of ketchup to properly condimize this hamburger.

by jerimiah797 August 23, 2011

condiment thief

the reason why McDonald's hides ketchup and mustard behind the counter

Too cheap to buy his own the condiment thief fills her purse or his pockets with tiny portions of condiments

by ranktude November 29, 2012

Condimental

When a diner overestimates the amount of condiment he requires, thus causing a large excess to be left on the plate after the meal has been consumed in its entirety.

Ben: Have you copped a load of that peng waitress?

Emile: Yeah. I was thinking of leaving my digits on this napkin for her.

Ben: Good luck. She wouldn't look twice at you given how condimental you've gone.

by Bemile February 26, 2013

conciduous

To concide.

To be conciduous of the pain. To concide where you are going

by gtog December 28, 2013

conditioning hike

The most hellish and painful experiences on the planet. It starts off with a simple walk. And about 90 pounds on your body. For 21 kilometers. A big "fuck you" given to US Marines before they redeploy.

Hey Martinez, you want to go to McDonald's?
Nah man, I can't get fat before the Conditioning Hike.
Oh fuck, I forgot!

by Doc Of the Walk March 30, 2015

cenri

The love between a person called Henri and ciara

Omg cenri are so cute together

by Olly marj February 27, 2017