Confused Zak

The art of not having a fucking clue where your father is.

the poor child was really a confused Zak

by confused.cum December 22, 2024

Confused dickshit

When you put your male genital inside of the butthole of a female with male body parts that’s thinks their a zebra

Last night was so confusing I almost confused dickshit

by LightAttack January 17, 2025

Confusebait

The act of intentionally confusing someone, similar to "ragebait". Typically done online.

I confusebaited an entire server yesterday!

by Tank_Nature March 24, 2025

Conflunderate

The most amount of love anyone can have for something or someone. Can not be outdone.

“I love you infinity x infinity”
“I conflunderate you!”

by Bilbo Cagins May 12, 2025

Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)

A condition where you act American, think Western, vote Conservative, feel betrayed by Ottawa… and then whisper, “But I’m a real Canadian” while polishing your rifle next to a maple leaf flag and a framed copy of the Charter.

"He’s got a lifted truck, a ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ bumper sticker, won’t shut up about Wexit, but still cries over Tim Hortons commercials — textbook Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)."

by tin dysprosium May 16, 2025

Confuckeried

Confused by one’s own fuckery.

I woke up late thinking it was Friday so my day is already confuckeried.

by TheRealestfromtheRez August 15, 2025

Confuckeried

When you become confused by your own fuckery

I woke up late thinking it was Friday so I’ve been confuckeried all day.

by TheRealestfromtheRez August 15, 2025