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Communist Capitalism

Also called Marxist Capitalism. A form of capitalism where you are paid in social benefits instead of money and/or your social benefits are determined by how much work you do. This economic type was the main economic type in the Soviet Union. While this economic type is often referred to as communism, it is much closer to capitalism.
The Soviet Union never achieved communism. They achieved communist capitalism.
by Shugunou March 31, 2023
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The Communist I

when someone takes credit for someone else's work or pretends they did everything in a group project

antonym - "the royal we"
related terms - "the plebeian you"
Shitty team-member, "Yea, I reached out to the partner lines of business and accomplished the task all by myself."

Bob, "Ah, yes, the Communist I."
by BobInAccounting July 20, 2018
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Kermit The Communist

A 2011 Muppets movie the Muppets were exposed for being communist, even Kermit.
today I saw the movie and Kermit the communist was in it
by RandomPig7 June 9, 2018
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Beat a communist day

“time to beat some 9 year old’s ass, it’s fuck a communist day!”

“Hey Timmy, what the fuck is ‘beat a communist day?’.”

“Well, Johnny, beat a communist. You silly goose.”
by anti communist lover October 28, 2021
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A statement to express sorrow, and to further combat capitalism. May be heard in Gulags
James: I just got Ligma :(
Robert: This is sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto
by Harambeishere July 21, 2018
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Community Food

Food that has remained in a shared kitchen area for a certain amount of time, after which it is acceptable for anyone to eat it.
Brad: Hey Joe, someone left a Mars Bar

in the fridge over the weekend, so I ate it.
Joe: Dude, that was mine!
Brad: Sorry Dude, Community Food!
by TheBlackList January 13, 2010
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community cup

When all of the excess alcohol is taken and put together into a mixed drink containing multiple kinds of liquor.
"Hey take those bottles (that have only a small amount of alcohol) and put them in this glass to make a community cup."
by The flasher March 15, 2010
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