contract

An obligation to answer a specified number of questions, as on the TV game show Bullseye with Jim Lange; if a player finishes it, he has the option to bank the accumulated money.

"...that is your contract, and the numbers range from 1 to as many questions as you wish."

Jim Lange, explaining the rules of Bullseye

by Ben Masters December 31, 2003

church contraception

a method of birth control in which a natural method of birth control (avoiding ejaculating into the vagina after sexual intercourse) is resorted to and no contraceptives are used. Churches are against the use of contraceptives and hence the name. It is also called a rhythmic method of birth control.

A fairly large number of people use church contraception in this part of the world.

by uttam maharjan September 26, 2010

Contracted

Joe mama

Do you know who Joe is

Who is Joe

Contracted

WHAT THE HELL

by Chiaki_Nanami November 6, 2019

Conteact

1. No actual meaning, but usually means some sort of contact with a chick.

2. to engage in any contact with a person of the opposite sex.

Oh man, I'd love to conteact with that chick!

by Jhoulz January 8, 2004

Contact China

A fun game which involves two parties, preferably one of which is female. The female sits opposite of the other party, who must get a radio signal from China using the knobs in front of him.

Colin: So in the spirit of the Olympic Games, Bridgette and I played a game of Contact China.

Roger: Whoa. Did you win?

Colin: Yeah, but she was sort of sore afterwards.

by Anteaterking October 18, 2008

contact precautions

1. When an individual or group of individuals opt to join a cult wherein one is to deny themselves the simple pleasures of hygiene. Every two years, one of them is given the chance to venture out into society to spread "the word". When this individual is seen in the general population, CONTACT PRECAUCTIONS dictates that no sane person should attempt to physically contact that person, even by phone, lest he or she catch even the idea of the whiff of this skanky person's stank.

Kelsey's cousin, Herman, is in town since joining that poopy cult. It would be advised to practice Contact Precautions against that snood.

by ouchinthetickle May 5, 2009

DDC (Direct Dick Contact)

Any sexual act involving physical contact between dick and the partner

Andrew and Isabel had DDC (Direct Dick Contact) for less than 5 minutes before he busted his nuts and fell asleep immediately.

by Dorothy123 October 15, 2018