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cock block and roll

Its when you're with some friends at a party or some sort of get together and one of your friends is flirting or gettin with someone and you need to leave.
Lets cock block and roll this mother f*cker
by shoopdoopshibby July 29, 2010
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cock block

(n.) one who prevents another from getting "play", "poontang", etc.
(v.) any action that impedes or stalls another's "game", "mack", or "pimp manuver"
(n.) I was dancing with this girl, when this cock-block stepped in between us and started grinding with her.
(v.) I had finally convinced Susan to go to my friend's keg party with me, when my Dad cock-blocked me by taking away my car keys.
by MCKREWGA September 13, 2003
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cockblocking prude

one who incessantly prevents a male from getting any kind of action, while not actually engaging in any sexual acts her/himself, probably due to a severe lack of self esteem. or because he/she wants the cockblock-ee for her/himself but wont admit it. in general, a douchetastic, two faced blonde.
The Blonde One is a cockblocking prude.

the ONE fat chick that is ALWAYS freinds with the sexy people- while she never gets any action herself, she feels compelled to block as much cock as humanly possible because all the freinds turn to her for advice. for christ's sake. someone bang the fat girl. please.
by STAN. January 6, 2008
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married cock block

n. an event when a married person prevents a single friend(s) from hooking up.

n. person that is married and hates to see their single friends getting some.

v. for a married person to cause interference to a single friend(s), causing that single individual to not get the booty.
Things were going great with her until my married buddy came over, sat down and pulled out the married cock block on me.
by Who do you see? C-E-B August 23, 2007
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cock block

If your a pedophile he is the definition of a cock block.
by jayleeb October 6, 2008
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Cockblocker 3000

A word that describes a woman's panties when they are in the way of hot dirty sex.
Hey, why don't you take off those Cockblocker 3000's so we can get down to business.
by NIckiMC28 July 25, 2011
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cock block

1. When someone breaks up a chicken fight.
2. When someone stops someone else from having sex
guy 1: chicken fight is over! stop having sex with her!
guy 2: Holy fuck! Double cock block!
by High on speed January 18, 2010
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