Husk The Cob

An adjective for “jacking off.”

Hey imma head out, gotta go husk the cob, and throw a load of laundry in the dryer.

by MattyB69 November 03, 2018

Corn Cob Dike

Lesbian from the mid-west

Look at that Corn cob dike she is totally fucking that bitch with a stalk of corn

by B-Rad89 July 17, 2011

Cob-Smacked

What happens when an unsuspecting individual unknowingly walks into a Web of Cob.

My neighbor came over for a visit during the Hallo’s of Ween, and was immediately Cob-Smacked.

by Horizonogre November 10, 2019

Kiss on the cob

A nice lil blow job

Oi, mate, that banging bird gave me a wee kiss on the cob, innit, jacob

by Bob da sucka April 25, 2019

Sex on the cob

When you shove corn on the cob up your ass and down your throat until they meet with a skewer on each end and proceed to fuck yourself.

Last night me and Cyndie helped me have sex on the cob. It was the most thrilling experience I've ever had.

by Beers Lite May 18, 2020

Cobbed Cream Corn

When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.

Man, she was way out of my league, it's like cobbed cream corn.

by PiggyIsEpic November 16, 2018

long cob

Eating corn long ways instead of wide ways.

I will long cob your arm

by LongCobbert March 05, 2023