Globular Clusterfuck

A number of closely interrelated disasters that are connected to one another through their collective gravity.

The expression is the combination of the astronomical term globular cluster for group of stars and a clusterfuck.

The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico will ruin corporate reputations, damage the fishing industry, kill countless fish and birds, pollute beaches and coastal wetlands. In short it is a globular clusterfuck that will take years to recover from.

World War I, the Spanish Flu, the Great Depression and World War 2 are viewed by many historians as a globular clusterfuck that spanned over three decades.

by AYYFRON June 1, 2010

Clusterfuck

A way to describe the current economic state and quality of life in South Sudan.

"Did you hear about South Sudan?"
"Yeah, it's a real clusterfuck"

by blairjohnstone June 15, 2021

clusterhug

one of the best songs by idkhow and it's property of @idkhowallows on twitter

"clusterhug is an amazing song and it's Gene's song, we'll I should stream razzmatazz by idkhow they're great!

by idkhowallows October 27, 2020

Clastered

The state of being plastered yet classy about it.

"Hey Peter, why are you putting on a tie? It's Friday Night! Go get plastered!"
"Déclassé monsieur, tonight I'm getting clastered"

by DangerJames October 28, 2011

clusterfuck trifecta

This is the perfect storm of government, in which there is simultaneous failure of all three levels of government: local, state, and federal.

The handling of the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans was a clusterfuck trifecta par excellence.

by Duckbutt July 26, 2006

Custer

Imma keep it 55th street, a Custer is a buster with a C on my mothafuckin CRiiiiiP. Nifty on Fifty.

I don't do no Custer shit. If you end your life, you on Custer shit, never take your own life, never take your own life.

Everything gonna C alright.

by FiddyFifSkreet January 6, 2022

Custer's Revenge

A shitty 1980's video game made for the Atari. You had to avoid arrows and fuck or really rape a Native American woman... it was really shitty and isn't pron, which it's claimed to be, it more like a woman whos a hot dog made of legos. It was one the most controversial games in it's time and was picked up by the media who made a big hoopla about it. The company went of business in 1983 with during the video game crash.

Damn, I tried to choking my chicken to Custer's Revenge for three hours and nothing came out!

by AutisticPsycho October 19, 2004