goldfish clothes

Clothes that are a little too big, but you end up gaining weight to fit them, much like a goldfish grows to fit their tank.

I bought my boyfriend size 36 pants and they turned into goldfish clothes. First he complained they were too loose; now he says they're too tight.

None of my clothes fit any more, but if I buy new ones I know they'll just turn into goldfish clothes.

by Amarantha10 December 19, 2005

Touching Cloth

when the brown dog is peeking his nose through the fence, when the turtle's head is out, when you need to drop the kids off at the pool.

the feeling of playing ping pong in your undies (without a partner)

by Amy Noonan August 9, 2003

touching cloth

The need to defecate.

Got to go, I'm touching cloth

by Farquar-Large April 25, 2003

porn clothes

clothes that usually expose the body to view like the pussy,tits ect. and make you want some.

look at those porn clothes on Kathy.

by Deep blue 2012 October 14, 2009

clothespin

a female who opens her legs when her head is squeezed, like a clothespin.

Jill is a clothespin because when Jack filled her head up with compliments, it led her to give it up to him.

by humaiira July 20, 2008

Clothing Swap

When having an impromptu sleepover at a buddies house, the act of taking a pair of your friend's clothes to wear the next day, then leaving him with your dirty laundry. A higher form of this is actually persuading the friend to forget about his clothes, therefore technically stealing them.

pat: thanks for the Clothing Swap man, you left all your dirty clothes at my house, my mom just washed everything.

jon: oh word. (i still have all of his clothes, i hope he forgets about them...)

by Proko August 8, 2010

nut clothes

General term for loose-fitting, very casual clothing (such as exercise shorts and a t-shirt) usually worn on weekends spent lounging around the house and/or doing chores that may result in a person getting dirty. Occasionally worn for exercise or quick trips to the store, although being spotted in nut clothes is unfortunate.

May be worn by both males and females.

Exact meaning of the use of "nut" is unclear but could refer to: 1) clothes that a man has nutted into or used to clean up nut spillage, 2) the looseness of the shorts revealing the man's nuts, or, 3) the ratty nature of the clothes, like the unkempt appearance of a wild, unshaven nut sac.

Tom: What are you doing this weekend?

Dick: Nothing really. Probably going to spend Saturday and Sunday in my nut clothes, watching football.

Harry: I think I'm going to have to break down and get new nut clothes because the old ones are so nasty that even I can't take it anymore.

by eetmaicrank September 22, 2009