butt crittering

The act of anal penetration between 3am and 3:59am in a strangers house while howling.

Did you hear me last night yo? I was so at Mrs. Santos' house last night butt crittering

by Grandmascookiem1lk August 22, 2017

Titter Critter

When something get stuck in or rests on your boobs

“What’s that in your shirt?”
“Just a titter critter.”

by FLLFL July 1, 2018

Harry Clotter

When you intentionally bust that goo in her head and give her a noogie.

bro she was so rude last night at the party so I gave her a Harry clotter in the back seat.

by hornyorphan September 11, 2018

meth critters

tiny bugs that a person on meth only sees. imagined bugs that are not really there (once they hit the pipe, "meth critters" are everywhere)

dude #1: "look bro, you are gonna have to vacate the premises until i get rid of them bugs. this Raid better work its magic"

dude #2: "this is some top of the line bug spray but i dont think it'll work on them meth critters"

by Gnutty Solano July 7, 2019

jack clutter

he sucks at soccer and is a dumbass and is mean to me

jack clutter is a bootyhole and a hoe

by hi 👁👄👁 August 25, 2019

glitterous cliterous

glittery clittery, glitty clitty, glitterous cliterous, all very interesting names

yung playa: yo shawty you got a glitterous cliterous?
shawty: duhhh if you don’t got a glitty clitty you not valid

by braceface._.juju February 16, 2021

chocolate chitters

Big nipples on a female that resemble large vegan chocolate chips

Damn girl you got chocolate chitters on you

by Divinelight April 11, 2021