The act of worshipping God heavily on Sundays, while abstaining from sexual activity, and then engaging in heavy, kinky sexual actions, including munching, therest of the week. To pull a Valosoraptor.
"Damn, that Church Slut went all at the moment the clcok struck 12:01 on Monday morning. I"ve never seen a pair of panties ripped into so many pieces by one set of teeth."
by Anonymous April 14, 2003
Get the Church Slutmug. by dkfhsdihgsi June 8, 2010
Get the Church of the Fonzmug. the concept of people leaving one church where they find the doctrine hard to swallow, for another; whose doctrine is more palatable. this was common back when i was a young punk, in the 60's
by michael foolsley December 1, 2009
Get the church hoppingmug. by City of England June 19, 2017
Get the God Churchmug. Church Job - n. - refers to a blow job performed in close proximity to a church or chapel. To become a true "cj" (church job for short), the person receiving the blow job must be in a relationship with a different male or female than that who is performing the act of oral sex. You get bonus props for getting a "cj" if your cheating on a Korean girl, who is nicer and more innocent than anyone you can imagine.
by Super Sq October 6, 2009
Get the Church Jobmug. Where one of more people glue pornagraphic photos to a church and some times along with comdoms ect. and sometimes dump comdoms in the church yard.
by Deep blue 2012 July 10, 2010
Get the Porn a churchmug. Gorgeous but controversial Welsh singer, comedian and tv presenter. She is very outspoken, to the point of either rude or hilarious, depending on how easily offended you are. Charlotte's curves are bringing sexy back!
by crazy chick January 5, 2007
Get the charlotte churchmug.