Christmasculine

A portmanteau of Christmas and masculine used to describe something both festive and manly.

Gregory: Hey Jim, what word best describes a kickass, cut Santa who exterminates the naughty and ornaments his sleigh with their skulls?

Jim: Christmasculine.

Gregory: Wow, that's so creative! An Urban Dictionary Editor would have to be a puss puss who listens to butt-rock to reject that!

Jim: Agreed.

by Nitro Wonder December 25, 2009

Christmasification

The act of christmasifying a house or other form of residence usually just after the thanksgiving holiday.
The act of making everything Christmasy:)

This place is in dire need of some serious christmasification, we don't celebrate no Kwanzaa!

by Xxm0nSt3rNrGxX November 30, 2010

Christmas Toast

An amazing piece of holiday toast, that has inspired many people across the world to suck up to theyre parents to get the gifts they want.

On Christmas eve, Keenan Cameron prepares and feeds Christmas toast to his family.

by Mynarski December 9, 2010

Christmas Jingle

When a girl gives you that long awaited blow job on Christmas day...enjoy it, it only comes once a year. Can be used in front of large audiences as a covert term to communicate 'private' intentions.

Hey baby, you think you wanna sing a Christmas jingle later on?

Damn....that girl knows how to sing her Christmas jingle.

My favorite Christmas jingle is about 20 minutes long.

by eljefe123 December 25, 2010

christmas clothes

an outfit which is put on immediately upon returning home, consisting of a t-shirt worn inside out and backwards and gym shorts also worn inside out. during the winter the t-shirt maybe swapped out for a ripped inside out flannel shirt. this outfit is never washed and worn the entire year and only changed on christmas.

timmy - bro, do you wear the same thing everyday? cause its starting to smell.

paul - ahh, ya know? i only wear this at home, so it doesnt get dirty, they're my christmas clothes

timmy - i cant believe it only july and i have to smell those clothes for another six months

paul - shut up douchebag, go smoke some pot

by sMac1 February 27, 2011

Christmas Calculator

The act of counting the monetary value of Christmas gifts when compared to a brother/sister/spouse, just to make sure you get equal or greater value. Apparently if the calculator doesnt add up, you can complain, whine, bitch and moan until fair value is returned in future gifts.

WOW, Nana's Christmas Calculator was working overtime last night! We better go get her another Gift Card cause she got shorted and ripped off by $11.28.

by sarjas December 28, 2011

Christmas

Being slowly eased out of the place you live by being made unemployable by a malicious rumour campaign, hense being on a permanent Christmas holiday

"I am fed up of this guy"

"You want to make it Christmas for him ?"

by guestguestguestguest4 November 27, 2012