Chris

An annoying person often described as half human half rat, known to have small penises and gay hair. Wanders the sewers mating with other vermin.

Johnny: "What the fuck is that in my room, is that a rat?"

Mike: "That's just a Chris"

by fagchops January 5, 2010

Chris

A Christopher (or a Chris) is someone who wears red cardigans, goes to shows, & aims their legs in 90 degree angles. Sports a curly hairdo & is taller than 90% of the population.

- Is Chris going to the show?
- Obviously.

by danielaa December 15, 2008

Chris

Fuckboy Supreme

So i dated Chris and that was a no no.

by Fuckboy Supreme October 13, 2016

Chris

A guy with an alright personality, but can be a dick at times, not that attractive, quite lanky with a big nose, a nice person.

Girl: I met this guy, he's nice but not attractive and can be a dick.
Friend: Oh so he's a Chris?

by caitsmile November 1, 2012

Chris

A faggot

you are a chris

by Dr366 December 8, 2016

Chris

Adjective used to describe someone who is lazy, always complains about anything, and does not leave facebook for more than a few minutes. Someone who always complains about being tired and never has any time to do anything and has a very small weiner.

Person 1: Hey, let's do something tonight.
Person 2: I'm too tired and I got homework to do and I got to work and I just don't have time do anything.
Person 3: You are pulling a chris right now.

by BackupBandits1 April 19, 2012

Chris

The Ultimate Sidekick.

" Don't make me call in The Chris, he will totally go Debbie on your cracker ass "

by gothic_clown December 20, 2016