eskimo chest warmer

when you are getting head from someone and you lay a fresh silent but deadly on their chest.

laura was blowing me and i tried to pull her away but, she was going at it so enthusiatically i gave her the old eskimo chest warmer!

by ericl April 13, 2005

brown chest love

wanting some to poo on your chest while making love. typically part of someone's twisted fantasies. fantasizer usually also exhibits fetishes involving old women and generally larger women that could squash him

woman: "how do you want it baby?"
nick: "i want some brown chest love, yeah like that. is that steak you had for dinner?"

by bulletproof chipmunk December 15, 2008

get out my chest

Get out of my way (used more in the '70s and '80s)

"get out my chest or I will bust your ass, nigga"

by tone- loc November 22, 2007

cougar chest

n. the wrinkled skin in the cleavage region of females, most frequently found in overly tanned, older females

"There were so many cougar chests on my flight back from Miami."

"Pass me the sunscreen with moisturizer. I don't want to get cougar chest."

by J. Penny October 9, 2008

Sword through the chest

To lose your place as the best at a given subject, taken from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim quote:
"I used to be one of the best soldiers in the stormcloak army, then I took a sword through the chest."
Can be used in any situation where you have come off second best.

I used to be the best player on the football team, then I took a sword through the chest.

I used to be the best driver in the world, then I took a sword through the chest.

by Just another lost child. December 7, 2011

the treasure chest

A sex move even more spectacular than the mythical female ejaculation, having only been rumored to be performed by such notables as Fabio and Mr. T. In this complex scenario, when the female is having the greatest and biggest orgasm of her life, her vagina actually splits open at the crack, revealing a treasure chest full of gold inside. This simultaneously happens while she ceases to exist due to the enormity of orgasmic sensation. In addtion, the treasure chest is rumored to incrase in wealth from generation to generation, assuming of course that the mother, grandmother, etc. has never had the pleasure of the treasure chest.

Oh MAN!!! I just got rich off a dirty ho when I gave her the treasure chest. Now I'm a billionaire!!!

by McKinney the Leprechaun March 9, 2005

chewbacca chest

A slang term used when a male has such a hairy chest, it resmebles that of chebacca's. Most commonly found on middle-aged men, foriegn women, and David Hasselhoff.

Jenny: "Rachel's dad has such a hot chewbacca chest. He's a REAL man. Don't you think?"
Kate: " Dude, He's your step dad."

by McSmurf December 9, 2008