When you pull out and bust a fat nut in a chick's face and then force her to apologize for getting in your way.
The Dick Cheney:
Girl: "Oh my God, you shot a hot load all over my face. Jesus..."
Guy: "Hey bitch, fuck you. Apologize for getting in the way of that badass statue on my table."
Girl: "Oh my God, you shot a hot load all over my face. Jesus..."
Guy: "Hey bitch, fuck you. Apologize for getting in the way of that badass statue on my table."
by TerrySchiavo August 26, 2009
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she likes to fart, but apart from that she is a goddess
she has a big bum but its very tasty
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she likes girls
she likes her screensaver atm
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by eggypiker May 28, 2009
Get the Chelsey Ogden mug.A chelly is a small turd being similar in length and width resulting in a roughly spherical shape. They are often deposited in clusters in public toilets where they may be framed with a bouquet of flamboyantly arranged paper garnishing which may or may not extend to the rim of the bowl.
Doctor: How are your bowel movements?
Patient: Umm. Uhhh.
Doctor: Firm or soft.
Patient: F..f..f...firm.
Doctor: Long or short?
Patient: Short. Sorta round.
Doctor. Hmmm. <scribbling and muttering> Patient reports chelly movements.
Patient: Umm. Uhhh.
Doctor: Firm or soft.
Patient: F..f..f...firm.
Doctor: Long or short?
Patient: Short. Sorta round.
Doctor. Hmmm. <scribbling and muttering> Patient reports chelly movements.
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Celey: heyyyy
me: bitch, and fix yo plastic weave.
Celey: your hairs worse
me: bitch at least I have hair
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Celey: your hairs worse
me: bitch at least I have hair
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