A grown woman who invades another woman's home and tries to mate with her husband. Cave Trolls usually hop from house to house, they consume an astonishing amount of food in a short period of time in order to store fat in their bellies to live off once all the cake mix in the house is gone. although Cave Trolls usually keep a diet of mainly cake, waffles and peanut butter, keep in mind they will eat anything if they are feeling bored, so if you are housing a Cave Troll be sure to keep even scented candles (or anything that might trigger your Cave Tolls appetite) in a childproof container. Cave Trolls live among us, but are very distinguished, you can identify a Cave Troll by its star shaped markings across its shoulders, obvious lack of hygiene, terrible sense of style, obnoxious sound waves continuously flowing from its mouth, and a nervous shaking of the head. Cave Trolls are very sloppy, they don't mind stewing in their own bowel movement and can not be housebroken. I wouldn't recommend inviting a Cave Troll into your home under any circumstances!
Dude, you just left a huge blob of macNcheese all over my stove! stop being such a Cave Troll and clean it up!
Oh my god! she did what with a married man?! what a Cave Troll!
Oh my god! she did what with a married man?! what a Cave Troll!
by MissWordSmith November 28, 2011
Get the Cave Troll mug.by The truth of the hair February 23, 2009
Get the Cave Troll mug.1.To give in someone else's needs or accept defeat.
2.An area used by someone who is inactive or reclusive, possibly a basement or computer room.
3.A term used to describe one of the more prominent male expressions of stress, especially in relationships in which he tries to isolate himself from whatever, or whoever has stressed him. Popularized by the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus." by John Gray.
2.An area used by someone who is inactive or reclusive, possibly a basement or computer room.
3.A term used to describe one of the more prominent male expressions of stress, especially in relationships in which he tries to isolate himself from whatever, or whoever has stressed him. Popularized by the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus." by John Gray.
1."Hes totally gonna cave when i give him my sad puppy face."
2."As soon as he got home he retreated into his cave and i haven't seen him since."
3."I said something i shouldn't have and now hes doing the whole "cave" thing.
2."As soon as he got home he retreated into his cave and i haven't seen him since."
3."I said something i shouldn't have and now hes doing the whole "cave" thing.
by Turkey151 January 9, 2009
Get the cave mug.Cave flooding involves urinating into your partner's anus or vagina during the act of sexual copulation. Considered to be one of the most romantic surprises you can give to your sexual partner.
JIMMY: Last night Frank was so wasted whilst screwing his girlfriend that he forgot what he was doing and he flooded her cave.
JOHNNY: That's no surprise, Frank has been cave flooding ever since he was a little kid. In fact he flooded my pet dalmatians cave just last weekend.
JOHNNY: That's no surprise, Frank has been cave flooding ever since he was a little kid. In fact he flooded my pet dalmatians cave just last weekend.
by ElFucko August 5, 2014
Get the cave flooding mug.NOUN: A dark, messy, downstairs room in which trolls, usually teenage guys, lay around smoking, playing Halo, drinking, making beats, eating, sleeping, watching TV, trolling about, or talking about plans of going outside.
Even during the daytime, a troll cave is dark because the trolls keep the blinds pulled down so that the light doesn't burn their eyes. The only sources of light in a troll cave come from the computer screen, the TV screen, or the lighter.
Common items found in a troll cave: a couch, an X-box, a TV, a computer, a bong, some pipes, empty beer cans, stray lighters, dirty dishes and clothes scattered on the floor and surfaces, food wrappers, etc...
Girls are generally not welcomed in the troll cave because they disrupt the trolls' way of life. Girls want to open the blinds or turn the lights on. They complain about how stupid the game Halo is and they want to change the channel on the TV. Girls try and get the trolls to pick up their clothes, bring the dirty dishes upstairs, and throw away the food wrappers and beer cans. However, the main reason that trolls try to keep girls out of the cave is that they always try to motivate the trolls to go outside. Even though trolls talk about leaving the cave, they rarely do.
Even during the daytime, a troll cave is dark because the trolls keep the blinds pulled down so that the light doesn't burn their eyes. The only sources of light in a troll cave come from the computer screen, the TV screen, or the lighter.
Common items found in a troll cave: a couch, an X-box, a TV, a computer, a bong, some pipes, empty beer cans, stray lighters, dirty dishes and clothes scattered on the floor and surfaces, food wrappers, etc...
Girls are generally not welcomed in the troll cave because they disrupt the trolls' way of life. Girls want to open the blinds or turn the lights on. They complain about how stupid the game Halo is and they want to change the channel on the TV. Girls try and get the trolls to pick up their clothes, bring the dirty dishes upstairs, and throw away the food wrappers and beer cans. However, the main reason that trolls try to keep girls out of the cave is that they always try to motivate the trolls to go outside. Even though trolls talk about leaving the cave, they rarely do.
The best example of a troll cave in Santa Cruz is Alex and Taylor's room downstairs.
Jade: Oh my god, it's so dark in here! Open the blinds!
Taylor: No! Well, go ahead and try... I broke them so that they can't be opened.
J: Uhhh... will you guys stop playing Halo?? It is the dumbest game in the world. I don't understand how you can just sit there and play it!
T: Will you shut your twat?
J: Alex, we have been listening to the same beat for two hours! Will you please change the song or turn it off??
Alex: No.
J: Ewww!!! I just stepped in a plate of syrup!! What is wrong with you guys?? Why don't you bring your dishes upstairs?? Ewww, this is gross. I'm wiping my flip flop off on your shirt, OK Taylor?
T: No! Not that one! Use my old Gayles apron.
J: Ok. I'm turning the lights on, too.
T/A: No!!!
J: Why not??
T: Here Jade, come watch TV. I turned the X-box off. Oh, sick, the fights are on.
J: Yeah right, we're not watching these stupid fights. I'm changing the channel. Yay, Friends is on!
T: Arrrr!!! Jade! You coniving hindu wench! Give me back the remote!
J: No.
T: Yes!
J: No!
T: Yes!!!
A: Shut Up! I'm trying to finish this beat!
J: Uhhh. This is dumb. Let's go do something! It's the weekend!
T: Let's smoke, you got any money?
J: Yeah right. Let me guess, you want me to pitch $20 while you and Alex only pitch $4, and then you want me to let you keep the left overs, right? No, we're getting up and going outside right now!
T/A: No.
J: YES!!!!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!
T/A: OK FINE!!!
T: Hold up, let me find my sunglasses...
Jade: Oh my god, it's so dark in here! Open the blinds!
Taylor: No! Well, go ahead and try... I broke them so that they can't be opened.
J: Uhhh... will you guys stop playing Halo?? It is the dumbest game in the world. I don't understand how you can just sit there and play it!
T: Will you shut your twat?
J: Alex, we have been listening to the same beat for two hours! Will you please change the song or turn it off??
Alex: No.
J: Ewww!!! I just stepped in a plate of syrup!! What is wrong with you guys?? Why don't you bring your dishes upstairs?? Ewww, this is gross. I'm wiping my flip flop off on your shirt, OK Taylor?
T: No! Not that one! Use my old Gayles apron.
J: Ok. I'm turning the lights on, too.
T/A: No!!!
J: Why not??
T: Here Jade, come watch TV. I turned the X-box off. Oh, sick, the fights are on.
J: Yeah right, we're not watching these stupid fights. I'm changing the channel. Yay, Friends is on!
T: Arrrr!!! Jade! You coniving hindu wench! Give me back the remote!
J: No.
T: Yes!
J: No!
T: Yes!!!
A: Shut Up! I'm trying to finish this beat!
J: Uhhh. This is dumb. Let's go do something! It's the weekend!
T: Let's smoke, you got any money?
J: Yeah right. Let me guess, you want me to pitch $20 while you and Alex only pitch $4, and then you want me to let you keep the left overs, right? No, we're getting up and going outside right now!
T/A: No.
J: YES!!!!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!
T/A: OK FINE!!!
T: Hold up, let me find my sunglasses...
by Jade831 June 14, 2007
Get the troll cave mug.like, when you're taking a shit and after you wipe and flush your turd is dragged along the bottom of the bowl,leaving marks and sometimes primitive drawings.this is sometimes,but not always,discovered by the next user.also called extra credit.
ex.1"dude,you just left nasty ass cave painting all over my toilet!thats the last time you use my toilet,motherfucker."
ex.2"whoa,that was a bad turd.greasy but tight.*looks in the bowl*EWWW!!fuckin gross.
ex.2"whoa,that was a bad turd.greasy but tight.*looks in the bowl*EWWW!!fuckin gross.
by the shit afficianado February 1, 2007
Get the cave painting mug.When at a party, you place a turd in the back of the hosts' freezer, hidden so as not to be found for quite a long time.
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