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Chance the Slapper

A highly evolved human being physically & emotionally that sells at an abnormally high level in comparison to his peers.
Bro, this month I’m gonna pull a “Chance the SLAPPERall over your ass!
by The J-Mann August 7, 2024
mugGet the Chance the Slappermug.

Seventh-first chance

When you are constantly trying to have a chance with someone who has never given you a chance, despite how many times you have tried.
Mandy posted a status about how some people don't deserve a second chance because their are other people who are waiting for their first one. What Mandy fails to realize is there are quite a few guys in her yard trying to get a milkshake, and it sure isn't the first time they've been waiting for her shop to open. Infact chase is waiting for his seventh-first chance.
by Chasingwaterfalls November 4, 2013
mugGet the Seventh-first chancemug.
gus said "last chance to look at me hector" to Don Salamanca, only to realize that waltuh had set him up
by afrozendiamond June 9, 2025
mugGet the last chance to look at me hectormug.

Chance

Chance is mostly a name for boys, Chances are usually quiet, but when you get to know them, they open up to you and show their true personality. If you bully a Chance they most likely wouldn't care at first but if you go too far, you better run for your life, they are after you.
- She is so quiet, she must be a Chance.
by _IReallyDontKnow_16282920 December 22, 2021
mugGet the Chancemug.

No Chance Hooligan

A moron, a time waster, a person who lives in their own world, someone who has no grip on reality, could be but not limited to a stoner, a crackhead a dole bludger etc.

This guy has no clue about money, petrol, living in the real world,what a No chance hooligan.
I went out on a few dates with Georgie, it was going well but then out of nowhere she stopped getting back to me, she turned out to be a real No Chance Hooligan!

My mate only wants to sit in his shed and get baked, what a no chance hooligan.

How much chance does she have? None!
by MichaelSchofield89 November 9, 2012
mugGet the No Chance Hooliganmug.

Chance Hobson

An abouslute gigga chad has the balls of steal dick is bigger than Russia 6’9 man who pulls any girl he wants
Cuh 1: Did you Hear people are starting to call Johnny sins a chance Hobson

Cuh2: yeah it’s all over the internet
by Carmen Winston April 21, 2022
mugGet the Chance Hobsonmug.

Chance

A light skin rat who think he can get every girl ... Chance is the type to play the game all night then sleep all day all the girls want him and all the guys want to be his friends Chance is very nonchalant and annoying And he’s very stubborn
Girl one : ouuuu he’s cute

Girl two : you don’t want him ! That’s a Chance
by Kayla Jones June 28, 2020
mugGet the Chancemug.

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