Abbots Chain

The practice of a group of 3 or more men lined up behind one another, where each man is being buggered from behind whilst simultaneously buggering the man in front. The phrase is thought to have come in to usage when such homosexual practices were widespread in monasteries in the early Tudor period. The practice was rumoured to be part of a sordid initiation ceremony where novice monks would take the front of the Abbots Chain and be forced to felate the Abbot as he stood on a ceremonial footstool. Long held to be one of the minor reasons Henry VIII began to sack many monasteries during his reign, after he was not invited to a mass Abbots Chain in Westmister Abbey organised by the Archbishop of Canterbury. The practice is quite common in certain specialist clubs in London, particularly in the Muswell Hill area.

If you had Graham Norton being buggered by Dale Winton who in turn was being entered by George Michael, whose anus was being pentrated by Michael Barrymore, who himself was having his bottom pounded by Rupert Everett, you would be witnessing what is known as an Abbots Chain.

by Hev September 27, 2006

Nick J is off the Chain

A saying used by Jonas Brother fans, reffering to the Rap That Nick Jonas ocasionally does on stage called "Nick J is off the Chain" (watch it on youtube). Ususally just a thing Jonas fans say.

Girl: Dude, NICK J IS OFF THE CHAIN!!!

Other Girl: Fuck ya he iss!

by joeshoefuhshizzle December 23, 2010

Put the pussy on the chain wax

To be ruthless, persistent and resourceful.

This term comes fro a sketch done by comedians Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele.

The term refers to being so hardcore that you would run over a Himalayan snow leopard, killing it with the freshly waxed snow chains on your vehicle.

We can choose to play by the rules and coast through life, OR - We can put the pussy on the chain wax and become rock stars!

by Arizonapocalypse December 26, 2020

daisy chain

1. Sexual position involving multiple partners. One partner is pleasuring another, usually orally; the second is pleasing a third, and so on. Usually applied to homosexual males having a "chain" of oral sex.
2. The process of attaching computer cables in sequence to create a longer cable distance.

1. You know when those guys get together, they just have one big daisy chain.
2. I need more parallel cables so I can create a daisy chain to connect my computer to the printer in the other room.

by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

las vegas chainsaw

When one sexual partner puts a roll of quarters into the other's anus, then places a string of anal beads into aforementioned anus. The partner then pulls the anal beads out, causing the quarters to come out like a slot machine.

Her butt hurts after her boyfriend did the Las Vegas Chainsaw on her last night.

by Edward Scizzorhands December 29, 2007

wallet chain

a fashionable usually long chain attached to a wallet to prevent theft. typicall yooked to the belt loop or pants somehow. sometimes worn strictly for fashion. popular in rocker, biker, punk, goth, and recently hip hop culture.

That wallet chain is very fashionable, but it also makes it so people can't pickpocket you.

by skudge January 10, 2008

Oily Chainsaw

While in the midst of coitus with the female partner being taken from behind the male applies a liberal amount of lubrication to the entrance of the female's rectum. The male then proceeds to insert a string of anal beads into the rectum of his partner. As the man climaxes he concurrently removes the beads in one quick motion. In a manner similar to starting a chainsaw. The resulting effect is a noise resembling the starting of an oily chainsaw which sprays oil in the immediate vicinity.

Bro 1: "What was that noise last night from your room?"
Bro 2: "Oh, that was me giving Lilly an oily chainsaw. God the smell was terrible and now I have to repaint my wall."

by Dicken Skags September 20, 2010